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You’re a burglar….

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by T-Rex266, Jul 27, 2022.

  1. Jul 28, 2022 at 12:12 PM
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    Jernik

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  2. Jul 28, 2022 at 12:47 PM
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    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, Token AmeriCanadian

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    Or spin the windage and elevation dials on the optics. Won't know they've lost zero until they miss a couple shots.
     
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  3. Jul 28, 2022 at 12:55 PM
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    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    And you don't have to be afraid when they try to hunt you down. :infantry::dancingbacon:
     
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  4. Jul 28, 2022 at 1:11 PM
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    Tyman

    Tyman Stop cutting donuts in half!

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    I would take my dog into their house, getting running and playing him then leave with their sweeper.
     
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  5. Jul 28, 2022 at 1:14 PM
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    Mr Badwrench

    Mr Badwrench Asymptomatically happy.

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    Ice cube trays. And the lint trap from the dryer.
     
  6. Jul 28, 2022 at 1:33 PM
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    Abrown3912

    Abrown3912 New Member

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    Take all the booze
     
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  7. Jul 28, 2022 at 2:11 PM
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    Tundra14Platinum

    Tundra14Platinum I love reading the CoC in my spare time

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    Disconnect cable/internet, take internet modem
     
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  8. Jul 28, 2022 at 2:14 PM
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    Coal Dragger

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    I wanted a faster vehicle so I also bought a Chevy SS... because 4 door sedans with big V8’s are hilarious.
    This. So much this.
     
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  9. Jul 28, 2022 at 2:46 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :facepalm:
    Flasher.
    :thumbsup:
     
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  10. Jul 28, 2022 at 3:20 PM
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    GatorBodine

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    Preparation H
     
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  11. Jul 28, 2022 at 3:26 PM
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    Shamrock92

    Shamrock92 New Member

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    Q X U and V keys from the keyboard on every computer in the house.
     
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  12. Jul 28, 2022 at 3:28 PM
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    Shamrock92

    Shamrock92 New Member

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    Locking mechanism on bathroom doors
     
  13. Jul 28, 2022 at 3:33 PM
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    Rgross2112

    Rgross2112 ASCM #5: Just like Sick and Disgusting

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    Remove all the labels off their canned food and mix them all up on the shelf afterwards
     
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  14. Jul 28, 2022 at 3:35 PM
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    Rgross2112

    Rgross2112 ASCM #5: Just like Sick and Disgusting

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    Unscrew all their light bulbs till they go out but still leave them in the socket
     
  15. Jul 28, 2022 at 3:45 PM
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    vtl

    vtl New Member

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    Cancel Netflix subscription.

    Turn on parental control on the wifi router, cut off the Internet outside of 7-9 pm, change the password.

    Leave UNO and other family games on the table.
     
  16. Jul 28, 2022 at 3:51 PM
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    Njmike13

    Njmike13 New Member

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    All of the labels from cans in the pantry
     
  17. Jul 28, 2022 at 3:55 PM
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    Njmike13

    Njmike13 New Member

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    Just posted the same thing then i saw yours. This is my favorite party trick except Igive the labels to the person who lives there. They're confused for a minute then the rage kicks in.
     
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  18. Jul 28, 2022 at 4:04 PM
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    Double Entundra

    Double Entundra New Member

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    Compliment a plant they have in their front yard on the way in… then rip it out on your way out! And to top it off re-plant it your yard.
     
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  19. Jul 28, 2022 at 4:08 PM
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    MadMaxCanon

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    Too many, but not enough....
    Turn off the water and take the handles, take handles to flush the toilets and knobs off the stove.
     
  20. Jul 28, 2022 at 5:10 PM
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    Njmike13

    Njmike13 New Member

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    You mean put dying batteries in all of them. Haha
     
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  21. Jul 28, 2022 at 5:34 PM
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    “J”

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    Remove all the woman’s makeup and hair essentials, sprays and hairdryer and curling iron…. They leave the loofah in the commode….
     
  22. Jul 28, 2022 at 9:22 PM
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    Blang805

    Blang805 New Member

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    That's a savage move LOL
     
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  23. Jul 28, 2022 at 9:37 PM
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    landphil

    landphil What do maple trees put on their pancakes?

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    I’d steal their Tundras.com ID and talk politics… :D
     
  24. Jul 28, 2022 at 9:52 PM
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    Terndrerrr

    Terndrerrr it's good to get lost once in a while

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    Take every 10mm socket and wrench.

    Pour a few ounces out of each quart of oil, and put them back.

    If they hang tennis balls from the garage ceiling, move them back three inches.

    Unroll their entire roll of paper towels. Wipe a little bit—like a dime-sized spot—of your condiment of choice out of their fridge on every paper towel in the roll; then roll it back up as close to new as you can.

    Get one tortilla chip soaking wet, and put it back in the bag.

    Bruise every piece of fruit.

    Mix black pepper in with their coffee grounds.
     
  25. Jul 28, 2022 at 9:57 PM
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    831Tun

    831Tun heartless Bastrd

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    Swap the salt in the salt shaker with sugar.
     
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  26. Jul 28, 2022 at 10:03 PM
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA ASCM#1 Douchebag formerly known as 50 Buck

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    Reset all their clocks.

    Take the top drawers in the kitchen None of the contents, but the drawers themselves.

    Steal the dust pan.

    Steal the valve stem from their spare tires.

    Steal their car keys, but leave the valet key.

    Steal the vent covers for the HVAC system if they are in the floor. If they are wall or ceiling mounted, just take all but one mounting screw.

    All their scissors.

    The caps from all the toothpaste and deodorant in the house.

    The igniter from their gas stove and grille along with all the lighters/matches.

    All the plates and normal size bowls. Only leave the saucers and small or huge bowls.

    Any kitchen knife larger than a paring knife.
     
  27. Jul 28, 2022 at 10:04 PM
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    landphil

    landphil What do maple trees put on their pancakes?

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  28. Jul 28, 2022 at 11:58 PM
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    ZappBrannigan

    ZappBrannigan The mind is willing but the flesh is weak

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    The air from their car tires. Maybe not flat them but certainly get them low enough that they can’t just hop in comfortably and drive off.
     
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  29. Jul 29, 2022 at 12:06 AM
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    Kur

    Kur New Member

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    Even better is to just swap the N and M keys.

    It'll take them ages to figure out why they have so many typos.
     
  30. Jul 29, 2022 at 7:08 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 TOYOTA,RAILROADER,RÖKNROLLN',BEER,BACON,FURBABIES

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    None yet
    I'll steal from all the hot sexy ladies, all their bath robes, towels, clothes and unmentionables
     
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