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You’re a burglar….

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by T-Rex266, Jul 27, 2022.

  1. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:35 PM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 [OP] Sushi, and Teslas Staff Member

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    But you can only steal things from the house that will mildly inconvenience them.

    What are you taking?
     
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  2. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:35 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    Plate from the microwave
     
  3. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:35 PM
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    Just the coffee pot, not the coffee machine
     
  4. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:35 PM
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  5. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:37 PM
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    Taco-Spike

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    Leave the remotes, take the batteries
     
  6. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:38 PM
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    Taco-Spike

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    Leave the plate, take the microwave but splash marinara sauce where it was

    Edit: sorry, mild inconvenience. Got too ahead of myself
     
  7. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:39 PM
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    Jjclamdips

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    Toilet paper.
     
  8. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:40 PM
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    PermaFrostTRD

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    The little chain/ bead things from all of the lamps.

    And all but one square of toilet paper on each roll.
     
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  9. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:40 PM
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    Sierradevil

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    Dogfood
     
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  10. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:40 PM
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    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike From Tacoma World. Fueled by bacon & bourbon

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    Take the toilet seat
     
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  11. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:40 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Toilet flusher handle.
     
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  12. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:41 PM
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    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike From Tacoma World. Fueled by bacon & bourbon

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    Brutal

    but I guess that just leaves treats?
     
  13. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:44 PM
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  14. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:45 PM
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    Dump the milk out of the carton and return it to the fridge.
     
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  15. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:47 PM
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    Hand soaps
     
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    Disconnect the hot water heater.

    cold showers are a real riot.
     
  17. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:48 PM
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    Okay, my wife just said too far for this one

    :(

    trouble

    edit: she made me write this
     
  18. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:48 PM
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    Top tank the shitters and take the bleach.
     
  19. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:49 PM
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    All the left shoes from the closet
     
  20. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:50 PM
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    If they have strings that control the opening / closing of blinds- cut them and take them
     
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  21. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:51 PM
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    Take a little bit of wood off one leg of each chair, hehehe
     
  22. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:51 PM
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    Fuse from the AC unit
     
  23. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:51 PM
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    Or remove the screws if they have them
     
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  25. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:52 PM
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    Remove all outlet covers and/or outlets with just one outlet remaining in the entire house
     
  26. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:52 PM
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    Lids of things
     
  27. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:53 PM
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  28. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:53 PM
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  29. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:54 PM
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    The cereal bags from the boxes. But put the cereal back into the cardboard.
     
  30. Jul 27, 2022 at 6:55 PM
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    I'm going to be honest, i feel like that would make things more convenient, LOL
     

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