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Yo Momma

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by TXMiamiFan, Nov 18, 2019.

  1. Nov 25, 2019 at 11:03 AM
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Bigfoot Hunter, Sasquatch too, but not Yeti

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    Yo mamma is so stupid she would trip over a cordless phone.....
     
  2. Nov 25, 2019 at 12:54 PM
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    Porkchop Express

    Porkchop Express Its all in the reflexes

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    Yo momma so ugly , she make a freight train take a dirt road
     
  3. Nov 25, 2019 at 1:47 PM
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    7.62Tundra

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    If I had a dog as ugly as you mama, I'd shave it's ass and make it walk backward
     
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  4. Nov 25, 2019 at 1:48 PM
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    Yo mama is so that when she was a kid they'd tie her in the corner and feed her with a slingshot.
     
  5. Nov 25, 2019 at 1:49 PM
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    7.62Tundra

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    Yo mama so ugly that her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
     
    Last edited: Nov 25, 2019
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  6. Nov 25, 2019 at 2:12 PM
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    How do you circumcise a homeless man?

    ...kick yo momma in the chin.



    Yo momma is so FAT she can sell shade.
     
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  7. Dec 17, 2019 at 9:40 AM
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    Squatting Pigeon

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