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Yo Momma

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by TXMiamiFan, Nov 18, 2019.

  1. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:40 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    Surprised one hasn’t been started.

    Keep it classy Tundras.com and don’t be calling out any members’ momma.

    Here we go!

    “Yo momma is so stupid, she farted into her purse to have gas money”
     
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  2. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:42 PM
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    “Yo mama is so greasy, when she gets out of the car the check oil light comes on”
     
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  3. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:42 PM
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    Yo momma is so fat, when she walks down the street in her yellow dress all the kids think they missed the school bus.
     
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  4. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:43 PM
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    GODZILLA Hail to the King, Baby.

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    Yo momma is so hairy, she speaks Wookiee.
    GRRRRrrrrRRRrrrr.
     
  5. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:44 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan [OP] SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Yo momma is so fat, after god said let there be light, he screamed “get out the way bish!”
     
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  6. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:45 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    "Yo momma is so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent."
     
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  7. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:46 PM
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    TXMiamiFan [OP] SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Yo momma is so ugly, when she walks by the bathroom the toilets flush themselves
     
  8. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:47 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Yo momma so fat when she showers her feet don't get wet!
     
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  9. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:49 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.
     
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  10. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:50 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Yo momma so dumb she drank Koolaid to get a bluetooth.
     
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  11. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:50 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Yo momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
     
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  12. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:51 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
     
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  13. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:52 PM
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    Yo momma is so fat, her belt size is equator.
     
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  14. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:52 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Your momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
     
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  15. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:52 PM
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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Yo momma is so nasty, when she does the splits she sticks to the floor.
     
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  16. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:52 PM
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    Yo momma so stupid, she complained to the manager at the YMCA that they spelled Macy’s wrong
     
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  17. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:53 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Your momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what's on the otherside.
     
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  18. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:53 PM
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    Yo momma so nasty, I spoke to her thru the PC and I got a virus
     
  19. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:53 PM
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    TXMiamiFan [OP] SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Yo momma teeth are so yellow, when she smiles cars slow down
     
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  20. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:54 PM
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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Your mommas so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
     
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  21. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:55 PM
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    TXMiamiFan [OP] SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book
     
  22. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:55 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Your mommas so stupid she stared a cup of orange juice because it said concentrate.
     
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    That joke is overused and worn out. Like yo momma.
     
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  24. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:56 PM
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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Your mommas so fat her car has stretch marks.
     
  25. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:57 PM
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    Yo momma is so poor she can’t even pay attention
     
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  26. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:57 PM
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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Your mommas so short she went to see :santa: and he said get back too work.
     
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  27. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:58 PM
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    Yo momma is so ugly, your daddy takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
     
  28. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:58 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Your mommas so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight.
     
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  29. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:59 PM
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    Yo momma is so fat, I pictured her in my head, and damned near broke my neck.
     
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  30. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:59 PM
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    :rofl:
     

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