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Yo Momma

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by TXMiamiFan, Nov 18, 2019.

  1. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:39 PM
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    Mr Badwrench

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    Your mother is so fat, she wears a spandex car.
     
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  2. Nov 18, 2019 at 8:03 PM
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    easleycrawler

    easleycrawler TOYOTA ADDICT- SSEM #78

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    Yo mama so stupid it takes her 45 minutes to fix minute rice.
     
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  3. Nov 18, 2019 at 8:14 PM
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    Yo momma is so smelly, my dog won't even sniff her butt!
     
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  4. Nov 18, 2019 at 9:19 PM
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    P-Factor

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  5. Nov 18, 2019 at 9:21 PM
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    P-Factor

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  6. Nov 18, 2019 at 9:26 PM
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    BestGen

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    Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass, she gotta make two trips!
     
  7. Nov 18, 2019 at 9:38 PM
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    easleycrawler

    easleycrawler TOYOTA ADDICT- SSEM #78

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    Classic.
     
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  8. Nov 19, 2019 at 4:59 AM
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    War Machine

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    That’s not entirely true, though I doubt many moms would actually say this. Warning everyone in advance that this is NSFW...

    https://youtu.be/2WlN7iO-cfk
     
  9. Nov 19, 2019 at 5:11 AM
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    Trooper2

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  10. Nov 19, 2019 at 6:49 AM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    #MICDROP
     
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  11. Nov 19, 2019 at 7:00 AM
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    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Yeah, I wouldn’t say. But, damnnnnn!, she won that one.
     
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  12. Nov 19, 2019 at 7:20 AM
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    purplenova

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    Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
     
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  13. Nov 19, 2019 at 7:21 AM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan [OP] SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Yo momma so fat, she counts as 5 kills in Call of Duty
     
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  14. Nov 19, 2019 at 7:34 AM
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    BestGen

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    Yo mama so fat she was Miss America. And a good part of Canada too! :rimshot:
     
  15. Nov 19, 2019 at 8:06 PM
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    roypark

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    A little of this and a little of that. Its pretty run of the mill.
    Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
     
  16. Nov 21, 2019 at 9:59 AM
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    Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than a bakery! :eek2:
     
  17. Nov 21, 2019 at 10:09 AM
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    Black Wolf

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    I just came across this thread....I'm calling Dr Kervorkian now....
     
  18. Nov 21, 2019 at 10:13 AM
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    Deuxlatch

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    Yo mama nose is so big when she walks into a room the drug dealers get nervous.
     
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  19. Nov 25, 2019 at 8:49 AM
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    Yo Momma so fat, when I met her at the MACY's parade - she was wearing ROPES....
     
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  20. Nov 25, 2019 at 9:24 AM
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    I ain't got no mama, me and my dad share yours!
     
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  21. Nov 25, 2019 at 9:30 AM
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  22. Nov 25, 2019 at 9:36 AM
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    :rofl:
     
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  23. Nov 25, 2019 at 9:45 AM
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    Trooper2

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    :bowdown:
     
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  24. Nov 25, 2019 at 10:04 AM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Yo momma's so fat, she was baptized at SeaWorld.
     
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  25. Nov 25, 2019 at 10:06 AM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Yo momma's so old, when she lifted her boob to wash under it, a pilgrim fell out.
     
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  26. Nov 25, 2019 at 10:07 AM
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    Racingjohndeere55

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: my kinda woman:p
     
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  27. Nov 25, 2019 at 10:10 AM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    Do you know why I own a Tundra?

    No?

    Your mom does...
     
  28. Nov 25, 2019 at 10:12 AM
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  29. Nov 25, 2019 at 10:14 AM
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    Porkchop Express

    Porkchop Express Its all in the reflexes

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    Yo momma so fat , when she jumped in the air , she got stuck
    Yo momma so fat , when she stepped on the truck scale , it read "to be continued..."
     
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  30. Nov 25, 2019 at 10:57 AM
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