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Yo Momma

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by TXMiamiFan, Nov 18, 2019.

  1. Nov 18, 2019 at 6:59 PM
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    War Machine

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  2. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:00 PM
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    Your mommas so fat if she had a porn name it would be Krispy Kreme.
     
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  3. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:00 PM
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    Omohundro 2018 Not a Pro

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    Your mommas so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing
     
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  4. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:00 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  5. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:01 PM
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    Yo momma is so fat her belly button arrives 15 minutes before she does
     
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  6. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:01 PM
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    Yo momma is so fat, she uses sheep for tampons.
     
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  7. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:02 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Your mommas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said , One person at a time.
     
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  8. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:03 PM
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    Yo momma so fat she sat on a curb and made a driveway.

    Yo momma so fat she walked out of the door in a red dress and everyone sang "Kooool-aid!!!"
     
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  9. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:03 PM
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  10. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:04 PM
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    Yo momma is like a Christmas tree, everyone hangs balls on her
     
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  11. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:05 PM
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    Yo momma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
     
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  12. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:05 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Your mommas like a bowling ball, she gets fingered thrown in the gutter and comes back for more.
     
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  13. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:06 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Your mommas so hairy, when you were born you got rug burn.
     
  14. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:06 PM
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  15. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:07 PM
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    Omohundro

    Omohundro 2018 Not a Pro

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    Yo mama so fat…
    the doctor told her she was at risk of serious heart disease and she would most likely die prematurely.
     
  16. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:14 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Your mommas so stupid she thought Starbucks was alien money.
     
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  17. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:14 PM
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    Freonjohn

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    Your momma teeth so black,
    When she drinks milk she spits out Yoohoo
     
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  18. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:15 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    I'll be back.....;)
     
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  19. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:16 PM
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  20. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:18 PM
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    Yo momma is missing so many teeth it looks like her tongue is in jail.
     
  21. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:20 PM
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    Yo momma so poor. When I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked what she was doing, she said "movin"

    Yo momma's armpits so hairy it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
     
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  22. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:20 PM
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    Your mamma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
     
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  23. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:21 PM
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    Yo mama so fat, she uses the 405 for a slip and slide.
     
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    Yo momma is so stupid, I said it was chilly outside and she ran out the front door with a bowl
     
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  25. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:22 PM
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    15whtrd

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    Yo mama so fat, she spits butter.
     
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    Your mama so fat, when your dad has sex with her, it’s a game of find a fold and fuck it
     
  27. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:24 PM
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    Yo momma is so smelly, when she opened her legs I got seasick
     
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  28. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:26 PM
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    Yo momma teeth so yellow, looks like she’s been blowing the Simpsons
     
  29. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:27 PM
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    Bahahaha! My son loves telling me ‘yo Momma’ jokes. Because a I cannot retaliate in kind. :rolleyes:
     
  30. Nov 18, 2019 at 7:36 PM
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    Yo mama so hairy Jane Goodall set up a base camp in her bathroom.
     
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