What have you done to your 1st gen Tundra today?

I think they have one just watch Talladega nights

 

A couple clicks down from mine looks like

 

I had a flowmaster 40 on my Tundra for a while. My exhaust was basically stock except for the flowmaster and I removed the resonator and cut the tail pipe into a turn down. It sounded great. Not super loud but nice around town and mean enough when you put your foot into it

 

Yup

 

But knowing flow, master, the way I do, I definitely wanted to go into the mild category

 

You go, bud! Set an example!

For serious though, what's up with that e-brake cable? It get stuck in a blender? And why isn't it bolted down?

 

Today we salute you, mr flowmaster muffler guy. While most trucks are heard from 100ft away, you announce your arrival miles before you show up...lol, jk. Maybe i've been missing the titans LAF magnaflow.

 

I do not know why it’s not bolted down. Maybe when I kinked it with the weight of the truck and a big mofo rock, that bracket went to shit and I pulled it, or I pulled it and forgot to put it back. Hmmmm

 

Rofl

 

Calling the kettle black……
I’m surprised you didn’t catch the LSPV arm missing………

 

Reeeeal 'Merican Heeeroooooes!
Mr. Flowmaster muffler guy!

You like your cars loud and proud and aren't afraid to drop the hammer on the skinny pedal.

So this beer is for you, Mr. Flowmaster muffler guy.

 

He remembers I took that cut that off. Actually, isn’t that what that brackets for? that arm was another casualty of that rock

 

I read this in the voice of the guy that did those great commercials. Well done.

 

See ya, have fun!

Oh wait, I thought you meant the voice of the GI Joe PSA commercials.

 

Omg

 

Pretty damn funny. I salute you Mr B

 

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!!!

 

It's gotta be the 3-10 beer sweet spot. I'm funny for the same amount of time i'm good at pool.

 

No way. This one was always my favorite.

 

You cultivate a look that oozes “trust me”

fucking genius

 

Damn you guys crack me up

 

Yeah I was like wtf is shifty on about lol

 

He’s next level crafty. I’m pretty good on the uptake, but he goes over my head all the time

 

If you can laugh with a texan, you'll be alright. If a texan hurts your feelies, you might have a hard time. If you laugh at a texan, you'll definately have a hard time. But you probably wont get assaulted unless you litter, put beans in chili, or dont clap after 'the stars at night, are big and bright'. (4 quick claps. 3 claps and you're a yankee spy.)

 

But my family puts beans in chili. I prefer it without beans, but beans won't deter me.

 

Perfect. I go hard and never have a hard time. So……don’t mess with

 

I'll add beans to my chili, but it isnt to be cooked with beans. I'll have to have a stern talking to with em.

we dont claim houston, dallas, or austin, and once you move out of the filth it takes about 5 years to wash the stink off. Maybe not 5, i might've acclimated in 3. But i dont try to touch the jukebox.

 

I actually would love to watch someone half their ages tell my senior citizen parents that they make chili wrong.

They might cut off your fresh free range egg supply

 

I think your dad and i heckled each other about vehicles for a bit. On the way home i realized i shoulda offered $5-10 bucks, but polo had me distracted. They were great by the way, i'd recommend bringing as many as you can. After fajitas & veggines, breakfast was amazing. I've gotta scramble em, havent been able to get em off the griddle over easy with my camp kitchen tools without tearing em. But the 2 cooker setup lets me toast bread and cook eggs at the same time. Sitting here in my driveway, everything works great.