What have you done to your 1st gen Tundra today?

Today I learned about truck butt plugs.
Tomorrow's lesson is truck nuts.

 

no, you cant unsee it. Yea, you'll think about it every time you see an old man with an aux brake light hitch cover.

 

I’m afraid to google LED butt plug.

 

I'll get some weird ads for a few days, or whatever. Probably not the worst watch list im on.

 

It’s a day late but since you mentioned it and it’s a car forum:

 

Most hookers have daddy issues or a monkey on their back or both. She actually has a monkey on her back…..

 

https://youtu.be/YpE4CebOGl4

 

As long as you expect it, it will never bother you.

 

Looks like a teddy bear to me

 

Think it may be one of these?

 

I don't even know what I'm looking at there besides the blanket.

Okay, I see the monkey face now.

 

There's a little monkey in that mammal-aquarium.

 

I wonder at what temp the monkey begins screaming.

 

Halfway up the paper towel tube. Or so I've heard.....

 

oh my. lol

 

Sigh. Why do I keep having to post this? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YA'LL?

 

Today I learned how to put proper air pressure in my tires.

 

Tiring job, eh. You must be exhausted. New cat-back tomorrow!

 

You must be excited. Catback exhausts and V8 are a match made in heaven

 

No, I mean new cat-back for you, because you're exhausted from blowing air into your tires. Now you need a way to vent all that hot air.

 

I saw the potential for a pun and yet it went right over my head like a hot air balloon

 

Meanwhile, I didn't get time to do jack with the truck, but I did get a 2nd response back from WeatherTTech about how their rear '05'-'06 Access Cab rear mat isn't designed to work with (nor was it possibly even tested with) a truck that had a power seat. They said:

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So long as that's not some spilled beer under the wreath.

 

The wreath peed itself because that bumper is too cool

 

Did you shoot it down? Most likely it was a spy hot air balloon.

 

Ugh, RTFM and then read the "So you bought a monkey...." thread, noob!

 

what?

 

Final fixed front bumper and fender and 4 new tires (Travelstar Ecopath A/T)