Vasectomy anyone?

Crazy how you still have up to a year (sometimes) that your boys are still swimming. Gotta get your skeet tested every 90 days

 

I had mine performed in "98. My advice is getting it done in the fall. Because if you get snipped on Friday it leaves you with college football on Saturday. and NFL games on Sunday.

During my process, the sailor in me took over. I was bored laying there so I asked if I could watch the procedure via a mirror.

 

Well if you go Mon or Tue its 100 off....lol. no shit

 

Reminds me of those low cost spay/neuter clinics

 

A vasectomy might be reverseable altho no guarantee and its a costly procedure done with an electron microscope. My surgeon said he loved to do reversals. Also, a guy can freeze his swimmers if he thinks he might want kids later.

 

I wouldn't wanna use frozen skeet for fear my kid would turn out lookin like Blinky

 

Depends on the doctor. I looked into it a decade ago, and was told it'd be hard to find a doc willing for somebody under 35.

 

My dad had a vasectomy done when he and my mom decided they were done having kids. They divorced within a couple of years. His second wife begged him to have it reversed, which he did, and he had a harder time recovering from that than from the initial snip. Then, after they tried to get pregnant for a few months, he found out that she was incapable of bearing children due to scar tissue from a pair of abortions in her teen years that she wasn’t willing to tell him about beforehand. He was....not happy.

I’m 40 now, and my wife and I don’t want to get pregnant again, but I guess I’m just not to the point where I want to surgically insure that it won’t happen again. Maybe that’s because of the weird family history with this procedure.

I’ve also seen a friend’s junk blow up to the size of a grapefruit and turn black. That probably has a bit to do with my disinterest in the procedure as well.

HEY HOW ABOUT THOSE TUNDRAS, HUH? TIRES AND MPG, AMIRITE?!!

 

And this is a Tundra

Do they offer 0.9% financing for 48 months?

 

laughed my ass off at this...

so terndrerrr, what oil do you use and how often do you change it?

also, do you complain about removing your splash guard during said oil change as much as i do?

 

Just had the procedure done today. I have a full weekend of call of duty and tundras.com and ice for me

 

Have the procedure with local anesthetic?

 

Yep just local anesthetic in an out patient facility

 

Crap - mine was back in ‘03 (age 26). When we went in for the birth of the second kid, my wife’s midwife looked at me and said, “you guys said you were done at two, right?” We both said, “yes.” And she said, “good - then she doesn’t get discharge papers until I’ve seen your confirmed appointment. Otherwise you’ll be back in here in another two years!”

I think the most memorable part was reading the “instructions” that said how many times you had to flush out the tubes before sending in your test. My wife still chuckles that they referred to “milking” it after each of those flushings...I tried to get her to help, but she always seemed to be busy with the new baby.

 

My wife had a really bad labor and birth with my daughter (10lbs) that ended with my daughter had some nerve damage that lucky healed. With my son our doctor forced a c section. After everything she went through she said the least I could do is get snipped. And we’re definitely done having kids.

 

I had a consultation appointment with Dr. Spear, yes DR. SPEAR!, 8 years ago. I chickened out. Canceled and went golfing.

 

My dad actually had a surgeon named Dr. Slaughter when he was getting put back together after a tree felling accident. Some people really should consider changing their names before going into medicine!

 

I really respect everyone here who has made this decision for themselves and their family, but not in a million years would i ever consider having this done to myself....boys need to fly.

 

Want pain...have a prostate biopsy with no anesthetic, saved my life though so there's that.

 

Was gonna do this after having 3 kids (3 boys) youngest 14 but I didn't since my pull out game was good. Well guess what, it was cold 1 night last year and now I have a 1 yr old and another boy. I don't regret 1 bit but I am not about to have another surprise so I'll be joining you guys that done this sooner than later.

 

My urologist was called Bubba - that's it, nobody called him Dr. I don't even know what his first or last name was anymore. That was about 16 years ago. We were in a small town in South Mississippi. However, he was a graduate of Harvard Medical School and was who all the other docs went to.

 

I tell my wife out there is some young lady out there that wants to start a family.

Also they took my tonsels that's all thier going to get voluntary.

 

cool thread guys. I don't want kids so reading through this thread gives a lot of insight... nothing new really, but certainly helps to read real stories.

 

Pro Tip: dont be the last appointment of the day.

 

my dr said he only does one a day because he likes to be able to focus on just one person at a time.

 

I like the priority that doc places on this sensitive procedure!

 

Right up there with a gynecologist who’s name is Dr Hole. Yep....no joke

 

Some people are just born for certain jobs. Question, did he moonlight as a proctologist?

 

Years ago my wife's gyno was Dr. Payne. No doc should ever have a name like that!