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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 8, 2019 at 10:27 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    You have got to Google flaming flamingo!! :rofl::rofl:
     
  2. Feb 8, 2019 at 10:45 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    If the damned audible message on your cell phone says "your call cannot be completed as dialed", how on Hell's creation is it the phone systems' problem at the site that you're trying to dial?
    This is the stupidity that I deal with on a day to day basis. Christ on a pogo-stick. Just let me pick six right numbers and I'll tell all these idiots over the PA system, "Elvis has left the building."
     
  3. Feb 8, 2019 at 11:17 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Idle mind :rofl:
     
  4. Feb 8, 2019 at 11:22 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Lmao...I just realized I am a vehicle snob. I am waiting at school to pick up my grandson, a car pulled up beside me and I say to myself out loud OMFG! :eek:
     
  5. Feb 8, 2019 at 11:23 AM
    Vr0ck

    Vr0ck New Member

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    Toytec Boss C/O, Toytec Shackles, 5160s, nfab step bars, 8" BAMuffler, OVTune, AuxBeam LEDs, Vahalla protection plates
    Walk of shame!
    Happy Friday to all!
     
  6. Feb 8, 2019 at 11:28 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Yep I googled it :rofl:
    I should know better than to google slang your ass :rofl:
     
  7. Feb 8, 2019 at 11:32 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  8. Feb 8, 2019 at 11:33 AM
    Fishman57

    Fishman57 New Member

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    BakFlip MX4 Tonneau, 12 Volt Solutions Remote Starter More minor mods coming
    Our temps are doing the same thing but no snow. Bipolar is right!
     
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  9. Feb 8, 2019 at 11:36 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Which one did you get the one about lighting certain hairs on fire!
     
  10. Feb 8, 2019 at 11:37 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    :devil:
     
  11. Feb 8, 2019 at 12:24 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Just told my grandson he can get learners permit driving time in with my truck!20190208_150527.jpg
     
  12. Feb 8, 2019 at 12:36 PM
    jberry813

    jberry813 The Mad Scientist Staff Member

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    Metric shit ton of parts
  13. Feb 8, 2019 at 12:43 PM
    FarmerDan1008

    FarmerDan1008 New Member

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    Better to learn on a big truck than a little dinky ass Prius or yaris lol. honestly i feel way much safer with a bigger vehicle
     
  14. Feb 8, 2019 at 1:36 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Bryan did you have this crap over there?20190208_153927.jpgsnow mixed with freezing rain!
     
  15. Feb 8, 2019 at 1:39 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Drive safe. We are supposed to get more bad weather this weekend. So far they are wrong, was supposed to snow at 10 and still nothing. Feels to cold to snow. About 60 miles west is getting it though
     
  16. Feb 8, 2019 at 1:41 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Is it true, a color option for 2020 TRD Pro will come in ‘Army Green’ ???
     
  17. Feb 8, 2019 at 1:54 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    I'd drink it.
    Gives a new meaning to.....Good to the last drop.
    :D
     
  18. Feb 8, 2019 at 1:57 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I'm flying to SEA on Monday. 4 to 8 inches forecast there this weekend and another 1 to 3 on Monday. I'm guessing we'll get stuck in PHL. Oh well, airport Hampton Inn in Philly has a Ruby Tuesday in the parking lot and a great barmaid.
     
  19. Feb 8, 2019 at 2:02 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    1F0AC53E-4024-4316-B298-7CA58BD4A142.jpg
     
  20. Feb 8, 2019 at 2:20 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Yep got that one too. Also something about lighting crap on fire!!?? :facepalm:
     
  21. Feb 8, 2019 at 2:22 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    That’ll be so cool for him! Let him take it off road in the mud too!
     
  22. Feb 8, 2019 at 2:22 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    This shitty MGM weather has got my girl filthy.

    89FACBF0-8572-4BB1-91E9-20BFD66786F7.jpg
     
  23. Feb 8, 2019 at 2:25 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Need to wash it and spray some Adam’s on it! By the way, how’s that stuff working out?
     
  24. Feb 8, 2019 at 2:26 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    The 956, TEXAS
    None yet
    :rofl:
     
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  25. Feb 8, 2019 at 2:27 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    Pobre mijito
     
  26. Feb 8, 2019 at 2:36 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Still holding up great on my wife’s truck. Hasn’t been long though. I tried Meguair’s Hybrid Ceramic Wax on my daughter’s car, and I think I’d give it an edge over Adams. Especially at a fifth the price.
     
  27. Feb 8, 2019 at 2:46 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    He was pretty happy! He reached up and rubbed the dash :rofl:and said "really!? I do love this truck"
    Than I asked him if he wanted me to do a donut in the mucky parking lot:D
    I behaved :(
     
  28. Feb 8, 2019 at 2:48 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    :eek2: Thunder Dudgeon :rofl:
     
  29. Feb 8, 2019 at 3:11 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Ouch!
     
  30. Feb 8, 2019 at 3:18 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    At least you get something on that side of the state. I swear I cross state lines and it doesn't look like anything has been done to their roads on the east side.
     

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