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Things Ole Sarge, Dad, Coach has Said to You

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Grumpy Uncle, Nov 9, 2019.

  1. Nov 14, 2019 at 2:33 PM
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    Tundra14Platinum

    Tundra14Platinum I love reading the CoC in my spare time

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    Play stupid games, Win stupid prizes.
     
  2. Nov 14, 2019 at 3:47 PM
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    100 percent agree.
     
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  3. Nov 14, 2019 at 4:56 PM
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    When someone was leaving in a huff . . .

    "Don't let the screen door hit 'ya where the good Lord split 'ya . . . "
     
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  4. Nov 15, 2019 at 8:05 AM
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    Nothin good happens after midnight.

    used that philosophy for curfew for my daughters when they were in high school.
     
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  5. Nov 15, 2019 at 9:38 AM
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    easleycrawler TOYOTA ADDICT- SSEM #78

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    My dad told me was I was around 15 or so.

    Always remember, any man can father a child, but it takes a man to be a dad.

    So true.
     
  6. Nov 16, 2019 at 12:22 PM
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    In dealing with a tough situation in the military or on the job site;

    We talked about it, laughed about it and forgot about it . . .
     
  7. Nov 16, 2019 at 12:23 PM
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    At the parts counter at the local motorcycle shop;

    Everything we want is either illegal, immoral, fattening or on back order . . .
     
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  8. Nov 19, 2019 at 6:20 PM
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    If it wasn't for bad luck, you know I wouldn't have no luck at all . . .

    ~ William Bell and Booker T. Jones ~
     
  9. Nov 19, 2019 at 6:28 PM
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    "The Couch Is the Enemy"
     
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  10. Nov 19, 2019 at 6:52 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Ha! Similar to my sister in law. If it has testicles or tires it's gonna cause you problems.
     
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  11. Nov 19, 2019 at 7:03 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    When I was a 23 year old foreman on third shift, getting a turnover from a mid 50s foreman on second shift about a water tight door tha wouldn't work. There's the problem, fucking fucker's bent all to fucking shit. I've used it since.

    From my dad when I brought my first serious girlfriend home from college, now my wife. Don't knock her up.

    From my dad when I was very young and stood in front of the TV. Move, your father's not a glass maker.
     
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  12. Nov 19, 2019 at 7:10 PM
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    Working as a YardBird at the local shipyard a lifetime ago someone told me;

    "There's nothing that salt water and a sailor can't screw up."

    "A sailor can screw up a steel ball with a rubber mallet."


    Take it with 'ya ~ it's yours now . . .
     
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  13. Nov 19, 2019 at 7:13 PM
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    I always thought it was;

    ~ Tits, tires or wires ~



    [​IMG]
     
  14. Nov 20, 2019 at 3:11 AM
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    I always heard "If it floats, fucks, or flies .........."
     
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  15. Nov 20, 2019 at 5:30 AM
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    Netmonkey Don't be a Dumbass

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    in high school, coach Brown always said, "i want you to move like a fart in a wind storm."
     
  16. Nov 20, 2019 at 6:13 AM
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    NoRcptn Better than mediocre poster

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    BWAHAHA!:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  17. Nov 20, 2019 at 2:05 PM
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    The rain was coming down like a cow pi$$ing on a flat rock . . .
     
  18. Nov 20, 2019 at 2:09 PM
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    [​IMG]

    A boat is a hole in the water surrounded by either wood, fiberglass or metal into which you pour money . . .
     
  19. Nov 20, 2019 at 2:41 PM
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    My boat has been cheaper than any truck I've ever owned. :D
     
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  20. Nov 20, 2019 at 2:48 PM
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    My brother would contest you on this issue as his Tundra has well above 225K on the clock with mostly routine maintenance issues ! :eek2:
    He's spent a small fortune on his boats over the years but a man must have a hobby . . .
     
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  21. Nov 20, 2019 at 2:50 PM
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    Tzvia Just an old woman in a pickup truck.

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    The only dumb questions are the ones you don't ask.
    Give everyone the respect you give your parents, until they prove to you they don't deserve it.
    Always use the right tool for the job, and if you don't have it, make something up!
    Opinions are like noses, everybody's got one.
     
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    Sailor proof is a term that has been heard often in my career. I'm convinced there's no such thing.
     
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  23. Nov 20, 2019 at 3:04 PM
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    My dad, playing cribbage
    Study long, study wrong.

    My wife and I use it on each other still.
     
  24. Nov 20, 2019 at 3:05 PM
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    Thank you for this all inclusive update ~ I'll store that in my Rolodex for future use !
     
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  25. Nov 20, 2019 at 6:39 PM
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    I have under $3000 into my boat, all said and done including purchase price. :D The cheapest truck I ever owned was bought for $6000 then the mods began....
     
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  26. Nov 20, 2019 at 7:48 PM
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  27. Nov 20, 2019 at 8:11 PM
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    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now
    let's see, my old Dive Sup/LPO MM1/DV R.Neely (Ret.MMCM/MDV) to me:

    Jesus H. Christ Bootcamp!
    Shut-up Bootcamp!
    Damn you dumb!
    Double damn dumb!
    Dummer than dirt!
    It should be painful to be this damn dumb!
    If you ain't been here six months STFU!
    This is gonna be a two chew job.
    Listen up Hoss At this here dive locker we are all about: beer drinking', hell raisin', whore housin', womanizing', carousin' and bare knuckle fightin'......

    Rest in Peace Bobby.
    BEST.BOSS.EVER.
     
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  28. Nov 21, 2019 at 3:16 AM
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    Boy, you better pull your britches up because your ass is showing. Usually after I said or did something stupid.
     
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  29. Nov 21, 2019 at 4:22 AM
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    From mom,
    Boy it's rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock out there.
     
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  30. Nov 21, 2019 at 8:01 AM
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    Floyd.jpg
    My brother's spent a small fortune on NorthStar batteries just to run his trolling motor . . . not including the price of the outboard motor, trailer and the boat itself.
    The Tundra is pretty much bone stock with a lot of trouble free miles on the clock many of which came while goin' fishin'.
     
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