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Things Ole Sarge, Dad, Coach has Said to You

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Grumpy Uncle, Nov 9, 2019.

  1. Nov 9, 2019 at 1:53 AM
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    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle [OP] Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Never date a chick with shorter hair than you.
    Never date a chick with a bigger ass than you have.
    I want these floors shining like a diamond in a goat's ass.
    Look sharp, be sharp but, dont cut yourself.
    If you think twice about doing something you're probably wrong.
    Lie to chicks, lie to officers but, never lie to yourself.
     
  2. Nov 9, 2019 at 2:29 AM
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    Zero One Actual

    Zero One Actual Member among Members

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    If it flies floats or f%#?, rent it.
    Turn the lights off.
     
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    Midnite72

    Midnite72 Anything DIRT !!

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    Getting old is not for sissies

    on time is late

    Take care of it and it will take care of you
     
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  5. Nov 9, 2019 at 3:45 AM
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    Never play cards with a man whose last name is the same as a city.

    Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable.

    Remember, you’re Italian. People will assume the worst, give them your best.

    Always shovel snow into the bed of your pickup.

    Always bring an extra pair of socks. Sometimes, dry socks are a god send.

    The only two things you really have in this life are your word and your balls. Break them for no one.
     
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    Notachickmagnet

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    If you are gonna be stupid you better be tuff.

    What I told my kids...
    If you talk to me like that, I will make you eat soap till you shit bubbles
     
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  7. Nov 9, 2019 at 4:17 AM
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    Black Wolf Bigfoot Hunter, Sasquatch too, but not Yeti

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    If you got em, smoke em. :bananadead:
     
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  8. Nov 9, 2019 at 4:18 AM
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    hagrid

    hagrid The most diverse of Diversity Hires!

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    "People dont change."
     
  9. Nov 9, 2019 at 4:25 AM
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Bigfoot Hunter, Sasquatch too, but not Yeti

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    Get off your ass and do something constructive
     
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  10. Nov 9, 2019 at 4:27 AM
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    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle [OP] Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Can you hear that pop? That is the sound of your head coming out of your ass Private.
     
  11. Nov 9, 2019 at 4:30 AM
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    Kerch71

    Kerch71 Surgical Precision

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    Why did you do that?

    Right to tight, left to loose.

    Measure twice, cut once.

    You got more sense than that.

    Work hard. The world doesn't owe you anything.
     
  12. Nov 9, 2019 at 4:32 AM
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    Gould71

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    It’s mind over matter, Privates, mind over matter. I don’t mind ‘cuz you don’t matter!

    It’s a great life if only you don’t weaken.

    It’s hell to be this good lookin’ but this damn poor!

    Old guy: “It’s times like this that remind me of my father’s last words.”

    Me: “Oh yeah, what were they?”

    Old guy: “Careful son, that thing’s loaded!”
     
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  13. Nov 9, 2019 at 4:33 AM
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    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle [OP] Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I wouldn't shit you, you're my favorite turd.
     
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  14. Nov 9, 2019 at 4:34 AM
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    War Machine

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    I’ll have to respectfully disagree with this one.
     
  15. Nov 9, 2019 at 4:35 AM
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    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    On my wedding day my grandpa told me it was good that my wife had small hands.
     
  16. Nov 9, 2019 at 4:35 AM
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    Tundra14Platinum I love reading the CoC in my spare time

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    Always put tools back where you got it from, that way you know where they are.
     
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    Grumpy Uncle

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    :rofl:
     
  18. Nov 9, 2019 at 4:52 AM
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    Work before you play.

    “Don’t half-ass two things; whole-ass one thing.” —Ron Swanson
     
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    Mike

    Mike Tread lightly.

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    Shit or get off the pot..

    No time for screwing around..
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  21. Nov 9, 2019 at 5:00 AM
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    If your going to do something do it right.
     
  22. Nov 9, 2019 at 5:06 AM
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    glowblue From time to time

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    Dad: Look ‘em in the eye and give ‘em a firm handshake.

    Coach: Today is a great day in which to achieve!
     
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    Black Wolf

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    Anything R Lee Ermey ever said.....
     
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    If you are not in bed by midnight....come home
     
  25. Nov 9, 2019 at 5:15 AM
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    GODZILLA Hail to the King, Baby.

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    Don't drag your feelings out behind you, and I won't step on them.
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    You never realize what you have until it is gone toilet paper is a good example.
     
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  27. Nov 9, 2019 at 5:36 AM
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  28. Nov 9, 2019 at 5:40 AM
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    Icematt Toyota4life

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  29. Nov 9, 2019 at 5:46 AM
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    Darkness Allergic to white

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    GODZILLA Hail to the King, Baby.

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    If you've got 1 dog, then you have a dog.
    If you've got 2 dogs, then you have 1/2 a dog.
    If you've got 3 or more dogs, then you have no dog at all.

    Grandpa used to say this one. I think it's why I'm a one dog person. That and I'm lazy. lol
     

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