Standing up or sitting down?

Sorry in advance, I'm buzzed.
When I met my wife she had a dog, Malloy.
Best dog ever.

Anyway, when she would let him out she would say 'go TT grass or go poopoo grass'.
I thought WFT is she saying?

But 15 years and 4 dogs later, I say the same thing to the 1 remaining dog we have left..
I let Maverick out and say 'go TT grass' and he does it.

 

Are you flushing your kidney stones with beer again tonight? How's it working? Really! How are you doing? Beer helps!

 

Mine doesn't always want to go relieve the pressure before bedtime. He'd hiss like a snake and bite me and then gets up like: "wtf bro I was sleeping you idiot, fine I'll go dammit".

 

Fuk yes, I am.

I still haven't passed the stone.
You'd think I'd know if I pissed out a 1/4" rock out of my junk.
Getting bored with watching myself urinate in case I piss a stone out.

I can't even piss in the backyard with the dog.
It's a bonding moment for us both..

At least I'm getting a 5 day weekend out of this kidney stone..

 

Phew, I thought I was the only one.

 

Dude! I'm sorry if I'm laughing at your misery but I'm on my 3rd scotch. 5 day weekends are usually good. I hear lemonade will help break up the stones. Maybe that will help some?

 

Me, I just lay down of course.....

 

really...lol

 

I'm curious as to why you are continuing to post subject matter that is designed to spark controversy. You clearly enjoy taking routine topics and then try to put some kind of justifiable spin on them that is likely to illicit irritation and even confrontation from folks. It would seem that you are deliberately trying to provoke an emotional reaction by the following two posts... So, since that is what you are after, I'll bite and give you the response you are looking for.

1st topic: MPG! You jump on a truck forum w/a bunch of dudes (and I'm sure some gals too) and tell everyone that you're the guy (or girl) driving 10-15 mph slower than the flow of traffic and how can we help continue to motivate you to behave in this manner.

2nd topic: How do you pee?? Same forum w/probably 90-95% ratio of male to female members (just guessing) and ask how we like to pee! Why in the fuck would you think that's an appropriate topic/discussion/survey to put out? Furthermore, you know damn good and well that if 90-95% of us are dudes that we are more than likely to respond a certain way, so what's the point?

Well, let's look at this thread a little closer and see how I do at interpreting your BS...

"I'll go first(pun)". *** This is a safe place and having this conversation w/me is okay; in fact I'll talk about myself first and you'll see that nothing negative happens when you share ***

My preference is to sit down (choice # A), helps relax and fully drain. Much better experience. *** I like to do what's not normal! It makes me feel good and it has a legitimate purpose. Doing it like this is better even though it's not normal. ***

"Choices are: A. Standing up B. Sitting down C. Hover? (I've done it before) *** Again, of the three options, there are 2 that aren't normal, and I'm sharing with you that I not only prefer the abnormal position, I've also done the other abnormal one as well. So, as you can see, you are safe and free to be honest and share your preferences w/me because I'm like you ***

"Choices will not be public. That means your name won't show which choice you picked. To prevent shaming from 'manly' men." *** Again, in case you didn't hear me the first time, your safe to share w/me. No one else will know. You don't have to worry about being shamed from those people that are not like you. Also, in case you didn't notice, I used a trendy political hot button issue (shaming/bullying) and referenced the people likely to perpetrate said shaming (manly men) ***

I'm not sure how other folks on this forum feel about this kinda of crap... But, in my world, this entire post is a huge red flag that you are either a narcissist, psychopath, or possibly worse!

So, how about another survey for just the OP...

Are you:
1: a narcissist
2: a psychopath
3: other (please articulate)

Note: @EmergencyMaximum... Please feel free to respond knowing that whatever you pick, no one will judge or 'shame' you for your choice because this is a safe place, and the 'manly men' are quite accommodating and slow to judge.

 

Apple cider vinegar helps when I have stones but beer is way more enjoyable

 

Lighten up.

 

If anyone needs a potty light;

I have these in the bathrooms.
Only come on when it's dark, which is all the time in the guest bath.




Master bath, at least there is a window in there.
But if I stand in front of it during the day, it comes on, it stays on all night.



Actually have 7 of them throughout the house..

 

Fancy lights, fancy lighted wine openers, you got it all!

 

I'm a fancy man Toasty..





Really more like this...

 

WTF is going on with this forum?!?!????

 

Reminds me of a catchers cup lol

 

I prefer pissing in the great outdoors whenever possible ... 'marking my territory' as it were.

Wifey appreciates finding the seat down in the middle of the night as it's one less thing for me to remember to do ... back in the day, I forgot once and caught Hell for it - and that was all it took to change my habit for good

It's also a bonus to not deal with pubes and dribble on the rim, and splatter on the floor, cabinet, wall, etc. I only sit down at home because I'm the one doing most of the cleaning.

Outside of home, it's open territory so I'll stand, scratch, and splatter with the best of 'em.

 

seems like a lot of people have never paid attention to how much a mess pee splash makes. It’s not only about aiming well, guys. Dead center of the bowl is still gonna make a mess.

 

Get a whizdom or urinal bag? Great for concerts. I think both need to be used standing up, though..

 

Yup sitting at home , happy wife happy life. Plus when first waking up, I like not having to focus on being awake lol

 

I was looking for the monopoly guy with a pistol and a bandelero

 

Depends on what time it is, like if I wake in the middle of the night half ass asleep. I sat down one time cause I was so tired (and still half drunk) and fell asleep on the toilet. Woke up with both legs asleep, aaaggghhhhh it's the worst ever!!

 

I'm 6'7" so obviously I sit at home because I don't like cleaning piss off the ceiling. I prefer the great outdoors while at home though.

Stand up everywhere else.

 

I mean seriously have you seen some of the dumb random threads on this forum? This does t even break the top ten. At least it's not about transmission coolers.

 

Oh, how to answer the guy that does 46 miles an hour on the freeway, well in my old age I’d love to sit but then my dangling sack would be testing the waters, unless I’m sharting, then I’ll throw them over my shoulder

 

Catheter and a bag is the only way to go !