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Standing up or sitting down?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by EmergencyMaximum, Jun 10, 2022.

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Found it! Preference:

  1. Standing up

    36 vote(s)
    60.0%
  2. Sitting down

    14 vote(s)
    23.3%
  3. Hovering

    2 vote(s)
    3.3%
  4. All of them

    8 vote(s)
    13.3%
  1. Jun 10, 2022 at 5:41 PM
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    EmergencyMaximum

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    How do I create a poll? Don't see an option do make one. Anyways, how do you like to pee: standing up or sitting down?

    I'll go first(pun). My preference is to sit down (choice # A), helps relax and fully drain. Much better experience.

    Choices are:
    A. Standing up
    B. Sitting down
    C. Hover? (I've done it before)

    Thank you.
    Edit: found it! Choices will not be public. That means your name won't show which choice you picked. To prevent shaming from 'manly' men.
     
  2. Jun 10, 2022 at 5:44 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    Umm to pee or?
     
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  3. Jun 10, 2022 at 5:45 PM
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    EmergencyMaximum

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    Yes, TO PEE. what else?! :)
     
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  4. Jun 10, 2022 at 5:47 PM
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    FrenchToasty

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    Eating, pooping, shooting, lots of things can be done in any such manor you listed
     
  5. Jun 10, 2022 at 5:49 PM
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    EmergencyMaximum

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    :boink:please read original post, I underlined "pee" to make it more visible.
     
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    Either there's more girls on this site than I thought or maybe I misunderstand why any guy would ever sit down to piss (excluding medical things or being really old).
     
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    Azblue

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    Can you add another option?

    #4. Barely standing up, drunk off my ass, holding my junk in one hand and trying to stabilize myself with the other on whatever is close by, usually a travel trailer, tree, or any reasonably stable structure.
     
  8. Jun 10, 2022 at 5:57 PM
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  9. Jun 10, 2022 at 6:47 PM
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    EmergencyMaximum

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    Well, because reasons:

    to keep your toilet from smelling like sheet and being all yellow like circle K bathroom in some beat down town by the highway.

    Maybe if you tried cleaning the bowl(and around it) every once in a while?
     
  10. Jun 10, 2022 at 6:48 PM
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    landphil

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    Confucius say “Man who clean bathroom sit down to pee.”
     
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    Hovering works for all that......
     
  13. Jun 10, 2022 at 6:53 PM
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    Black Wolf

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  14. Jun 10, 2022 at 6:55 PM
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    I tend to piss more in the bushes, backyard, trees, or along the highway pulled over more than a conventional bathroom. Just think of all the gallons of water I have saved :thumbsup:

    Edit: and to answer the question, all while standing.
     
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  15. Jun 10, 2022 at 6:55 PM
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    landphil

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    I don’t have the stones to do that.
     
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  17. Jun 10, 2022 at 7:07 PM
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    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    But why cover your eyes when you do? So nobody can see you?
     
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    I use my jetpack. I can add that as an option
     
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  22. Jun 10, 2022 at 7:57 PM
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    What a great Friday post. Nice one OP :thumbsup:

    If you're of sound body Stand! I mean WTF else? I get the sentiment about "man who cleans bathroom sits down to pee". There is a lot of splashing going on down there afterall. Thankfully I don't have to worry about all that splashing since I exclusively pee outside. One of the many reasons I bought property in the middle of the woods. Walk out my back door to the edge of the patio..pee. Get the urge in the middle of the night, walk out the master slider
    to the edge of the deck..pee. Rain, snow, sleet, wind or lightning storm it's always out side standing up
    :bananadance:
     
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  23. Jun 10, 2022 at 7:58 PM
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    Where’s the handstand option? Asking for a friend…..
     
  24. Jun 10, 2022 at 7:59 PM
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    So you like to hover :monocle:
     
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    What about standing but with no hands? What? It saves water without having to wash the hands
     
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    We have these old urinals at work, that could be and have been pooped in very easily0FE4CD85-63DF-4CDA-B4E2-0AECF1DA8FAE.jpg
     
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    With a jet pack
     
  28. Jun 10, 2022 at 8:24 PM
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    Guys, I am not sure you understand what hover means with all these 'jet pack' comments. I'll post a tutorial, although in russia(or ukraine) you'll climb on the toilet and squat instead of approaching it like in the following tutorial. You wouldn't want to accidentally to touch a toilet in russia(or ukraine) with your thigh. Very dangerous.

    Screenshot_20220610-231920_Brave.jpg

    @TundyMcTunra , glad you're enjoying it, man. My suggestion, to prevent splashes from hi flow, is to install a lo-flo retardant valve :D helps to control exhaust..
     
  29. Jun 10, 2022 at 8:38 PM
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    Knowing you, I assume it would be an electric jet pack
     
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