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Ridiculous grammar, sayings, and overall nonsensical BS.......

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  1. Jun 28, 2018 at 8:20 PM
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  2. Jun 28, 2018 at 11:03 PM
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    I was exhausted by the time I completed the laundry list of annoyances from using my spell and grammar check app :smash:
     
  3. Jun 28, 2018 at 11:07 PM
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    Or, “ i axed the same thang about going over yonder”
     
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    I had a friend that called Buena Vista “ bone-a-vista” and was serious
     
  5. Jul 23, 2018 at 3:44 PM
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    I didn't want to start a new thread and I think this might go here.
    Everyone knows what Teva saddles are. So my question is;
    Are they pronounced Teeva or Taeva?
    My wife bought me some Teevas lastnight and the little girl at REI said ever so smugly, its pronounce Taeva. I have always pronounced it as Teeva and I have heard everyone else say Teeva.
    Or was this little girl just being a twat waffle?
    Or am I just being a dick? We know this answer, I just want to sound like I'm being fair.
     
  6. Jul 23, 2018 at 3:45 PM
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    Anyone saying 'True Dat', 'Axe' instead of Ask and 'Fo Sho' instead of For Sure...
     
  7. Jul 23, 2018 at 3:58 PM
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    Drives me bananas.
     
  8. Jul 23, 2018 at 3:59 PM
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    Lets not forget ‘Fo Shizzle’.
     
  9. Jul 23, 2018 at 4:00 PM
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    She was messing with your head. Tryin’ to throw some mojo on ya.
     
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  10. Jul 23, 2018 at 4:03 PM
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    Or, up north (nahth). Grabbing a hand saw (sore) out of the drawer (drah). Why is saw (sore) and drawer (drah)? Hey I sore Debbie up at the stah drahing some money out the ATM.
     
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  11. Jul 23, 2018 at 4:17 PM
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    Not sure what a twat waffle is but I’m absolutely sure the lesbian was being just that :angrygirl:
     
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  12. Jul 23, 2018 at 4:17 PM
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    Sounds very kennedy-like
     
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    I seen you hit a guy in the face with a chair before and that was fo sho the shizznit!!
     
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    She brung em to me when she wanned to git down!
     
  15. Jul 23, 2018 at 4:52 PM
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    @Eclipsed & Floating
    An old Army technical term that has made it to Urban Dictionary
    Twatwaffle:
    Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.
     
  16. Jul 23, 2018 at 5:08 PM
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    After the science of your definition...YES! I agree that twatwaffle is the perfect name for those (non)authoritative dipshitz
     
  17. Aug 2, 2018 at 9:09 AM
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    When people say that they press the "breaks" on their vehicles.

    Brakes, people. Brakes!
     
  18. Aug 2, 2018 at 9:42 AM
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    Lost track after #1.
    warsh.... THERE'S NO FUCKING R IN 'WASH'! You doing battle with your underwear or something?!
     
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    I've always pronounced it Tey-Vah
     
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    Teva - “Tee-vuh
     
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    Brah was more of an islander thing. I was surrounded by that culture growing up it’s just the islander version of bro. Hang loose brah lol
     
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    Gurl... he cray cray
     
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    Ya'll ain't post ta be in dare.
    I watched yunes go backerds and fords all day.

    This is the type of hillbilly dialect I was raised in and am still surrounded by in southern Missouri.
     
  24. Aug 2, 2018 at 11:19 AM
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    :rofl::rofl:
    I’ve been around a lot of those types. It doesn’t bother me I kind a like it. I hang around them long enough and I start doing it.
     
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    I've got a buddy and when we get pretty tippys we start in on it. We'll get to going like Boomhauer and no one will have a damn clue what were saying and of course its hilarious because were drunk.

    My wife is on me all the time for how I say oil and creek. She'll say ppl are gonna think your a damn hillbilly. Lol.
     
  26. Aug 2, 2018 at 11:27 AM
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    Oal and crick?
     
  27. Aug 2, 2018 at 11:27 AM
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    There’s an R in Warshington State
     
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    Yes.
     
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