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Ridiculous grammar, sayings, and overall nonsensical BS.......

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Eclipsed & Floating, Jun 24, 2018.

  1. Jun 24, 2018 at 6:26 AM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    “LEVELING KIT” is a massive peeve but this is one that I definitely understand

    • I “seen” it before. Learn to English properly before you speak aloud again!
    • Irregardless
    • 24 handicap parking spots at the ski resort that are always empty
    • Mandatory caddy at the municipal course
    • “I could care less” is wrong! Again, learn to English before communicating with me
    • “Momma-n-dem” is not a term that should ever be said in front of me again
    • Neither should “six-one—half a dozen of another”
    • Lastly, and HOPEFULLY only ever detected in the south......please explain to me what “that’s not enough to say grace over” means
     
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    Having Idears and wershing clothes.

    The Po-Po (irritates the living sh!t out of me), Hey another one!
     
  4. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:23 AM
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Addicted to petrified wood apparently

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    #5 It is what it is (extremely guilty of this one. What can I say? It is what it is........)

    #0.1 Sup Bro
     
  5. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:25 AM
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    Professional Hand Model

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    As a natev suthenuh, I do reckin’ you ah tryin’ to staht up sum kinda’ civel war or sumtin’. What you frum ‘whaere eva you wants’ where ever dats is sho enuf ain’t have no understanin’ bout’ nothin’ cuz you ain’t frum roun’ heah. Oh, an puleaze use you puncktuasion marks in “pairs”. Dare is an editt buton so’s you can change it. You seen it?
     
  6. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:26 AM
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Addicted to petrified wood apparently

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    Sup Bro?
     
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  7. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:29 AM
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    Netmonkey

    Netmonkey Don't be a Dumbass

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    "it is, but it isn't."

    i had a coworker say that all the time just so he could argue about anything.

    i could say that the sky is blue and he would say, "well, it is, but it isn't." and then he would try to argue that the sky is not blue.

    everything was a competition for this guy and he always had to be right. it drove me crazy.
     
  8. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:29 AM
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  9. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:29 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Brah!

    I hate it!!!!! Why are you calling people bra????? Seriously!!!! They aren't a woman's clothing item!!
     
  10. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:30 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    o_O what the hell is that?
     
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  11. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:35 AM
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    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Skrimps instead of shrimp.
    Skrawbarries, instead of strawberries.
     
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    Hondoman

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    Compressed version of fixin to, which is another issue on its on.

    Example: Im fittenda run over there.
     
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  13. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:36 AM
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    Professional Hand Model

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    Feelin’ fine sir. Mornin’ to you.
     
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    Tundra Fan Got 17's?

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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    o_Oo_Oo_O i think i would slap someone for saying that to me....:rofl:
     
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  16. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:37 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    HATE THIS WORD TOO!!!!!!
     
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    Never understood that one
     
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
  19. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:38 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    o_O:annoyed:
     
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  20. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:39 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
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  21. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:40 AM
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    Professional Hand Model

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    Wha chew tawkin’ bout?
    Equals
    What are you trying to say to me? Or, you are crazy and get out of my face. (Depends on tone or inflection of voice.)
     
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  22. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:41 AM
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    Professional Hand Model

    Professional Hand Model A.K.A ‘Golden Hands’

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    Mountain Dew teef. Quik somebody puts up a pikture.
     
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I need too establish a town called Throat Punch.....
     
  25. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:43 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Sup Baby Mama? :rofl:
     
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  27. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:45 AM
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Addicted to petrified wood apparently

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  28. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:46 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  29. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:47 AM
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Addicted to petrified wood apparently

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    Amen!
     
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  30. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:47 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Hey my girls used to say that when they were little
     
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