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Ridiculous grammar, sayings, and overall nonsensical BS.......

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Eclipsed & Floating, Jun 24, 2018.

  1. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:47 AM
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    Black Wolf

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    That hurt!
     
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  2. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:48 AM
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    Black Wolf

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    A friend in high school would always say aminals. Drove me nutz.
     
  3. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:51 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I'm not a baby momma..... when i hear that i think of a lazy ass parent who doesn't give two craps and just goes through the motions:D definitely not me
     
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  4. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:51 AM
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    Professional Hand Model

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    Cut that switch.
    Equals
    Can you please turn on/off the light please.
     
  5. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:51 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I meant girls not guts
     
  6. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:52 AM
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    Samoan Thor

    Samoan Thor God is technically an alien

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    Telling my young Soldiers something, “go clean your weapon”, young Soldier “BET”,.........WTF is that? Say yes sar’nt or no sar’nt bitch.
     
  7. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:52 AM
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    RonW

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    I could care less. You can't say it's wrong. You don't know, maybe they care a little bit and could in fact care a little bit less.
     
  8. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:53 AM
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    Professional Hand Model

    Professional Hand Model A.K.A ‘Golden Hands’

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    Bless your heart. (This one has many meanings).
     
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  9. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:53 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    what the hell is BET??? And say they should be saying the latter
     
  10. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:54 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl: oh yes it does!
     
  11. Jun 24, 2018 at 7:59 AM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    My grama (grandma) always says that to me when I do something sweet for her. Ohh bless your heart!

    I call her Grama because I did it as kid, and now it’s just a thing I always do.
     
  12. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:00 AM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    Most of the time it means you’re touched in the head. Bless your heart you little weirdo LOL.
     
  13. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:04 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Yup!
     
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  14. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:13 AM
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    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, Token AmeriCanadian

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    "I could care less" - Really? So you actually do care then?

    "Brah"

    "Brraaaapp!"

    "b'y" - Commonly said by Newfies.

    Actually, pretty much every expression uttered by Newfies. LOL. Great people...odd as hell speech inflections and mannerisms. Maybe it's because I'm from the other coast, but my word are they a special bunch.
     
  15. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:14 AM
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    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I'm from the south, it's pronounced Troat Punch!
     
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  16. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:19 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
  17. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:21 AM
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    Chute em’ Elizabeth!
     
  18. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:24 AM
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    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Where I'm from, it's not fixin to. Its fittin to.
     
  19. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:31 AM
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    Samoan Thor

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    F that...o_O. Just say fuck that, welcome to hell.
     
  20. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:33 AM
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    “Get “turnt” up”
     
  21. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:40 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I'm driving the bus there apparently...
     
  22. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:41 AM
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    T-Rex266

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    Sup brah.
     
  23. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:44 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  24. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:45 AM
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    I just figured "guts" was some weird Tejas term ..... ...
     
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  26. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:52 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    LOL nope!
     
  27. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:53 AM
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    TRDProLife LETS GO BLUES

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    Lemme axe you summin.o_O
     
  28. Jun 24, 2018 at 8:55 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Baby soup!
     
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  29. Jun 24, 2018 at 9:21 AM
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  30. Jun 24, 2018 at 9:32 AM
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    Like, whatev.
     
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