PERSONALS: Independent Married Woman Seeks Local Friend-With-Benefits

Anybody else picturing her significant other showing up?

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???

we aren't messing around, she came over because she wants a few more inches...

WHAT???

 

LMFAO!!!!!

 

Read somewhere it got really messy there, glad you made it back ok !

 

She’s even grabbing your arms like she’s enjoying it - dickwad!

 

Ya it did .we left Oct. 17… and the flooding started a week later. We didn't see rain once. Crazy tho .

 

PS - don’t show my wife this thread

 

Actually the trip wasn't too expensive .We did 7 days- 2 days travel, 3 nights in Rome , 2 in Venice and air and train fare for 2200, total .Expedia for rhe win . Because of this trip I was able to get a supercharger. And honestly.. taking ur wife to italy will cause her to really like you, and hold onto you tight.

 

My wife doesnt care, and just asks if im expecting anymore. I guess as long as it isnt kids its ok.

 

Holy shit!! Well, apparently the correct planning would help!! LOL!!!
When she “built” the last trip it was $7K for two of us to Italy!
We’re up in WA, so maybe the flight has something to do with it. Her Hawaii trip she booked this January was pretty damn affordable (I think $6K total for flight, and rooms for our entire family of 4!)
I’m not into vacations at all - I grew up hunting and fishing for vacation. My most exciting trips of my life were rolling trucks on their sides while 4wheeling (since then I’ve been to Mexico, Hawaii a few times, Alaska, etc). I enjoy the backwoods of the PNW (our backyard).
Not sure exactly where my kids will land in that regard LOL.

 

I've gone through it with my wife for a long time. My answers are always the same. I pay all the bills without complaint, if I start asking for help to make ends meet you can worry. On top, my cars are paid off and a little parts here and there beats the hell out of a monthly payment.

I wouldn't call it mad but you know that thing where they just have to question, she even does it when the parts are for her car and I'm paying for them and doing the labor.

 

Me too.. big Hunter in the desert. Didn't start traveling until my 2nd marriage . Found out I enjoy it too

 

thats exactly right im in the same boat with you ............well said..........i have no payments and i pay for her Avalon i bought her last year and the services

 

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Exactly!!! Lmfao!

My wife’s Pathfinder needed shocks recently - and I was like, “you know what - I’m going to teach her a lesson”.

Babe - I’m sorry, I’m too busy. Go get a quote for all new shocks. She comes back with a $1,600 quote - shocked. I’m like - oh, yea - this mechanic stuff is expensive. How about you give me $600 and we call it even? We laughed our fucking asses off
She got my point, really quick
(Which is why she doesn’t entirely question my auto purchases).
She did however understand that “King” was special - only because they put “Offroad racing” in their logo.
Thanks for that King -

 

I haven't had a car payment in 7 years. Bought my GTI cash. End of the day my cars do what I need and theres no way that me buying parts and doing labor is anywhere near what others pay in payments.

Side note you have excellent taste in beer bud! Surprised you know of the Pliny up there!

 

Girl thing?

 

I just had a terrible thought...
What if my wife found this forum and learned my user name

 

Bahahahahaha!! Since this is "my" thread, I first misread you're post as directed to me:

But no. @Juanjoolio007, this ones coming on to you, homie! (I totally get it, btw.)

I'm just a wingman.

 

I worry about the same thing all the time.
I’m almost positive if she was a SnipersHide or AR15.Com member I actually would end up in a divorce. Because that’s 20X what truck forums cost me LOL.

 

I don’t think she will hate you... she misses SD too... maybe bring a Cali burrito. You guys will be best friends . There is plenty of mod room though.

 

Ditto - I’m 6 years no payments - they are the devil.

Yep!! Pliny is the Cats Meow!
BUT - I bet you haven’t had Ruse
It’s Portland’s response to Pliny, and it’s fucking just as amazing!

 

"But, Honey, I can explain...."

 

Hi TRD307

Did this just turn into a M For MW??? I’m so confused but whatever.... the moor the marrier. For ??

 

Haven't had that one, next time I visit that area I will look for it. I know of 2 liquor stores that carry Pliny once a month, one bottle per customer per visit but I've managed to work around that policy.

I like "Just Outstanding" too even though the name is terrible. Dogfishhead 90 day or 120 day, another horrible name but great taste.

I spend a lot of time in San Diego enjoying their beer but lately been drinking from the brewery next door to me, Enegren.

 

I thinj it just took me 5 pages to realize you’re not a dude
If that’s really the case LOL
I apologize for anything I mentioned that was out of line

 

You see, these are 2.5" wide with extended hardened shafts. The shaft can travel further into the body before it bottoms out. Theres plenty of oil to keep things smooth and cool.

Now let me show you the uniballs

 

Ruse is the shiiit!!! Portland gets one keg a month of Pliny, and we’ve had Doghead 60/90 constantly but 120 is only occasional. I’m not too much on doghead these days but Pliny The Elder always has a soft spot in my heart
You let me know if you ever want to swap some Pliny for Ruse! Over actually never seen Ruse for sale outside of a pub’s tap, but I will search high and low if I can trade Pliny!

 

I show my wife alot of the things from here because there is some funny shit here sometimes.......as a matter a fact I just showed her some of this thread

 

LMFAO!!! That’s awesome!!!!!

My wife would be like “yea, whatever”

 

No worries, it's Tundras.com. "It's a guy thing" and the few of us gals on here are happy to let you do your thing. As long as you support us loving trucks!

 

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