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I ran naked with a condom because I’m sexy like that.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by joonbug, Apr 21, 2018.

  1. Apr 22, 2018 at 6:24 AM
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    ShreveportTSS

    ShreveportTSS Huh?

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    I beat a bowl of cereal because I love Marijuana......:rolleyes:.......Sounds like some stupid shit a stoner would do.
     
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  2. Apr 22, 2018 at 6:33 AM
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    NCinCO

    NCinCO Is it Friday yet?

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    I am shirtless with a horse because I love marijuana :anonymous:
     
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  3. Apr 22, 2018 at 8:40 AM
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    Yzed608

    Yzed608 New Member

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    I beat a glass of milk because I'm sexy like that.

    I do like milk, and like to beat:laser:, but not so sure about the being sexy part...
     
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  4. Apr 22, 2018 at 11:12 AM
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    swede78

    swede78 Not so new member

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    I ran naked with a french fry because i like marijuana, ya man
     
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  5. May 2, 2018 at 10:07 AM
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    TheGibbster

    TheGibbster Kumite Express leaves in five minutes

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    I needed my best friend because I love marijuana :broccoli:
     
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  6. May 2, 2018 at 10:11 AM
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    Nickhood23

    Nickhood23 New Member

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    I slept with a teletubbie cause I'm a pimp
     
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  7. May 2, 2018 at 10:34 AM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    I ran naked with the cookie monster because hoes keep stealing my tacos........makes sense. :cookiemonster::cookiemonster::cookiemonster::cookiemonster::cookiemonster::cookiemonster::cookiemonster: gotta have my cookies and tacos!
     
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  8. Jun 29, 2018 at 4:33 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I ate my best friend because i am a soldier girl. o_O
     
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  9. Jun 29, 2018 at 4:36 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
  10. Jun 29, 2018 at 4:36 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  11. Jun 29, 2018 at 4:58 AM
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    2manytoys

    2manytoys New Member

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    I beat a hippie because I didn't like the way he looked at me. Yes I'm wearing a yellow shirt required at work.
     
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  12. Jun 29, 2018 at 7:11 AM
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    blue16

    blue16 New Member

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    I beat your grandma because hoes keep stealing my tacos
     
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  13. Jun 29, 2018 at 7:15 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :eek2::eek2::eek2::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  14. Jun 29, 2018 at 7:15 AM
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    Backslider

    Backslider Thirsty...

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    I shot a homo because I'm a pimp.
     
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  15. Jun 29, 2018 at 7:15 AM
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    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    I stabbed a homeless guy because im sexy like that.
     
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  16. Jun 29, 2018 at 7:17 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Not very nice.....lol

    :eek:
     
  17. Jun 29, 2018 at 7:52 AM
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    gm125800

    gm125800 New Member

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    I ate a french fry because i have amazing boobs??? o_O
    Time to get on a diet..
     
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  18. Jun 29, 2018 at 7:57 AM
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    BTBAKER

    BTBAKER DIFFERENT NAME. SAME JUNK.

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    I slept with your mom. ..:yes:
     
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  19. Jun 29, 2018 at 8:03 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  20. Jun 29, 2018 at 8:04 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Well now i ate my best friend because i have amazing boobs:facepalm:
     
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  21. Jun 29, 2018 at 8:05 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    PICS....OR WE DON'T BELIEVE!
     
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  22. Jun 29, 2018 at 8:12 AM
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    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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  23. Jun 29, 2018 at 8:14 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::fistbump:
     
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  24. Jun 29, 2018 at 8:52 AM
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    Casper421

    Casper421 Toyota RidgeTrac driver!

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    I smoked with my best friend because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
     
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  25. Jun 29, 2018 at 8:54 AM
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    lionix

    lionix The Grey Moose!

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    I stabbed Homer because I am a pimp!
     
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  26. Jun 29, 2018 at 9:07 AM
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    warlord192

    warlord192 Get off my lawn !!

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    I smoked with a glass of milk because hoe's keep stealing my taco's.
     
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  27. Jun 29, 2018 at 9:07 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I'll get right on that....
     
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  28. Jun 30, 2018 at 1:18 AM
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    Mountun Goat

    Mountun Goat She baaaaaahd

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    Some one finally caught that eh haha:hattip:
     
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  29. Jun 30, 2018 at 4:40 AM
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    I smoked with a stripper because I'm sexy like that.
     
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  30. Jun 30, 2018 at 6:54 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Lol
     

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