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I ran naked with a condom because I’m sexy like that.

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Apr 21, 2018 at 4:53 PM

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I fucked a homeless guy, because I love to snort cocaine.

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15whtrd said: ↑

I fucked a homeless guy, because I love to snort cocaine.
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That was awesome! AHAHAHAH!

I shanked a hippie because I am sexy like that...

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I shot a homeless guy 'cause I'm a pimp . Don't Ef with me. LOL

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I shot the kool-aid man because I love marijuana.

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I slept with a stripper because I love marijuana!

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I fucked a homeless guy, because I love to snort cocaine.
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This makes too much sense lol

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I ran naked with my lover because I'm a pimp

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I ran naked with homer because I had to. Well that's lame !

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I stabbed a hippie because I love marijuana

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I fucked a homeless guy, because I love to snort cocaine.
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I knew I liked you for a reason!

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I beat a golf ball cause I’m sexy like that.

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Mine sucked! Not worth posting.

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I shanked a pot head because I'm a pimp.

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Better than my shanking a glass of milk. WTF!?

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Mine sucked! Not worth posting.
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Just post, I didn't get to shoot, shank, stab, beat or sleep either

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Better than my shanking a glass of milk. WTF!?
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I fucked my boyfriend because im a pimp...........

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I beat a dog because I'm a pimp.

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...because I didn't like the way it looked at me. Seriously? Milk can be confrontational?

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Ok, maybe the milk had turned bad. I needed to "tune" it up.

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...because I didn't like the way it looked at me. Seriously? Milk can be confrontational?
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Coulda been tryna fuck your boyfriend lmao

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I fucked an Easter egg because I’m sexy like that

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Nooooooooooo

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...because I didn't like the way it looked at me. Seriously? Milk can be confrontational?
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Well I'd shank a glass of skim milk that's for sure.

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I shot a glass of milk because I love marijuana

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There seems to be a lot n of people wearing grey.

Just saying...

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