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I ran naked with a condom because I’m sexy like that.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by joonbug, Apr 21, 2018.

  1. Apr 21, 2018 at 5:58 PM
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    Wvmoonshiner

    Wvmoonshiner 2020 T4R Venture SE

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    I ran shirtless with a porn star because hoes keep stealing my tacos
     
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  2. Apr 21, 2018 at 5:58 PM
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    GiantsFanDan

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    Come on. Join the club and get a grey shirt on ;)
     
  3. Apr 21, 2018 at 6:02 PM
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    koditten

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    I wear a grey wool sweater 100percent of the time. I'm 50.:cool:
     
  4. Apr 21, 2018 at 6:07 PM
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    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    I smoke with a toothbrush because I'm a Pimp :cool:
     
  5. Apr 21, 2018 at 6:12 PM
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    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  6. Apr 21, 2018 at 6:16 PM
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    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    That's some straight up stoner shit right there, right!?!?
     
  7. Apr 21, 2018 at 6:19 PM
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    Viper3G

    Viper3G Why isn't work more like this?

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    I stabbed a toothbrush because I’ve got abs.
     
  8. Apr 21, 2018 at 6:25 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    I’m right where I need to be
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    :rofl:
     
  9. Apr 21, 2018 at 6:34 PM
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    Filthy13

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    A few goodies
    I stabbed the Cookie Monster because I love marijuana.

    What. The. Fuck. @joonbug ?!
     
  10. Apr 21, 2018 at 6:43 PM
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Bigfoot Hunter, Sasquatch too, but not Yeti

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    I slept with a toothbrush because I'm a pimp..
    What's wrong with that????
     
  11. Apr 21, 2018 at 6:45 PM
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    Spitfire

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    I slept with a toothbrush because I'm a pimp:bananadance:
     
  12. Apr 21, 2018 at 6:46 PM
    #42
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Bigfoot Hunter, Sasquatch too, but not Yeti

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    Hey!!!
     
  13. Apr 21, 2018 at 6:46 PM
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Bigfoot Hunter, Sasquatch too, but not Yeti

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    I warned people about pot!
     
  14. Apr 21, 2018 at 6:47 PM
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    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    I ran shirtless with a bowl of cereal because hoes keep steeling my tacos.

    I do like cereal... And hoes
     
  15. Apr 21, 2018 at 6:54 PM
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    CaptTyler

    CaptTyler Life’s too short to have an ugly boat.

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    I shot a drink because I’m a pimp.
    :hattip:
     
  16. Apr 21, 2018 at 7:18 PM
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    Larmand

    Larmand SSEM #6

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    I cuddled with a pothead, because ive got abs......

    ....abs filled with booze and resembles a keg.
     
  17. Apr 21, 2018 at 7:23 PM
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    boostedtrdpro

    boostedtrdpro voided warranty

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    Stabbed a homo because I'm sexy like that
     
  18. Apr 21, 2018 at 7:24 PM
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    joonbug

    joonbug [OP] °°°°°°°°°°

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    :notsure: What? You’re the one who stabbed the Cookie Monster. :cookiemonster:
     
  19. Apr 21, 2018 at 8:07 PM
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    aRabidLunatic

    aRabidLunatic Professional Hobo

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    I shanked a teletubby because I love marijuana.

    Not sure about the marijuana but teletubbies needed shanking.
     
  20. Apr 21, 2018 at 8:22 PM
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    Thee_Oddball

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    I needed a homo because I'm a pimp.
     
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  21. Apr 21, 2018 at 9:13 PM
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    joonbug

    joonbug [OP] °°°°°°°°°°

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    I’m going to change the thread name to... “What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?”
    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  22. Apr 21, 2018 at 10:23 PM
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    easleycrawler

    easleycrawler TOYOTA ADDICT- SSEM #78

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    I smoked with a toothbrush because I'm sexy like that.
     
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  23. Apr 21, 2018 at 10:30 PM
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    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    Bone stock tundra...
    Thatd be a dirty move. Lmfao
     
  24. Apr 21, 2018 at 10:31 PM
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    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, Token AmeriCanadian

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    I fucked an easter egg because I'm a pimp.


    :curls:
     
  25. Apr 21, 2018 at 11:28 PM
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    I ate a porn star because I'm a pimp...:eek::p
     
  26. Apr 21, 2018 at 11:52 PM
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    15'TeRD

    15'TeRD New Member

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    I beat a Teletubby because I love to snort cocaine .. about sums up my life story.!
     
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  27. Apr 22, 2018 at 4:16 AM
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    Tundraplatinum

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    I slept with a homo because I'm sexy like that
     
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  28. Apr 22, 2018 at 4:27 AM
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    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    I ran naked with a pornstar because I love marijuana.
     
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  29. Apr 22, 2018 at 6:15 AM
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    Cfincke

    Cfincke Mall Crawler but capable

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    I smoked with a glass of milk because hoes kept stealing my tacos
     
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  30. Apr 22, 2018 at 6:16 AM
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    i cuddled with my best friend because i love marijuana. Ha!
     
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