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Happy Valentines Day to my truck! Our intimate moment

Discussion in 'Home Improvement' started by Eclipsed & Floating, Feb 14, 2018.

  1. Feb 15, 2018 at 5:53 AM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    All four times :D
     
  2. Feb 15, 2018 at 6:22 AM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    How, just how in the hell did I miss this thread!?!?
     
  3. Feb 15, 2018 at 6:46 AM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    Ok, here goes...
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Everyone was pissed at what I named you
    So with that being said
    I am gonna jump off this thread
    Just to go give you ....
     
  4. Feb 15, 2018 at 7:16 AM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
    HEAD????? :bananadance:

    @Notachickmagnet you are totally the new winner :bowdown:
     
  5. Feb 15, 2018 at 7:34 AM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    Lol !!!
     
  6. Feb 15, 2018 at 7:44 AM
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    dradd

    dradd Sometimes there is just us

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    I'm no wordsmith like some of you but here is my submission:

    T is for Tundra cause that’s what you are

    U are so much better than a car

    N is for noise cause I love that rumble

    D stands for drive

    R is for reliability, lets face it, its hard to stay humble

    A and A is for amazing, I’m so glad I got rid of my Tacoma for you, you are so much more roomy and you drive and handle better and you have so much more power and I love your color so much and did I mention how spacious you are I almost get lost in you but it is odd how little storage you have due to your size but I still love you and would never consider getting rid of you as quickly as I got rid of my Taco I know its only been six weeks but I think I love you and I want you to meet my parents and friends, maybe take a long weekend trip, I will never stick my dick in your tailpipe but I may hug you and stare at you for long periods of time. Oh her!?, don’t worry about her, she is just my wife, she will never come between us she will know about and respect our relationship if she does anything to jeopardize our love I will… I’m going to stop here
     
  7. Feb 15, 2018 at 7:53 AM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    :rofl:
    This is great , but a word of advice....don’t discount that tailpipe until you’ve tried it. You’ll have to figure out a proper lube, though I recommend 0W10
     
  8. Feb 15, 2018 at 8:12 AM
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    I just saw that you did changed ur sig. LMAO :thumbsup::rofl::thumbsup:
     
  9. Feb 15, 2018 at 8:14 AM
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    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    I follow directions
     
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  10. Feb 15, 2018 at 8:17 AM
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    I won't argue that, between rimjobs and tailpipes............. :)
     
  11. Feb 15, 2018 at 8:19 AM
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    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    A rimjob on the tailpipe after you’ve had your way is the best rimjob in the bizzness
     
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  12. Feb 15, 2018 at 9:11 AM
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    My truck is white
    Not mgm or blue
    It's a lot faster than red and black too
    Please don't cry when I pass you by
    Some day you can have a white truck too
     
  13. Feb 15, 2018 at 11:12 AM
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    I appreciate your advice. Should I ever apply it and the 0W10, the world will never know.
     

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