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Happy Valentines Day to my truck! Our intimate moment

Discussion in 'Home Improvement' started by Eclipsed & Floating, Feb 14, 2018.

  1. Feb 14, 2018 at 7:29 AM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    MY LOVE,

    Your beauty excites me daily

    Your you are my rock

    The smile you have for me makes me buckle

    We’ve been together for a year and you get more lovely with every new garment you wear

    I love how I turn you on each morning without fail, and that purr makes me weak

    I adore the ride you give me each day as we embark on what used to be a drab and monotonous journey

    It’s a thing of beauty when I push your buttons and you spring into action with pure power

    I can’t imagine another woman in my life

    I hope to ride you hard for many years and I promise to treat you better than any other woman I’ve ever had

    Look forward to the sponge bath I’m going to bless you with when get home tonight.....I have BIG plans for our evening

    Sweetheart, I love you dearly and always will
     
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  2. Feb 14, 2018 at 7:30 AM
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    T500

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  3. Feb 14, 2018 at 7:36 AM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    feel free to share your intimate poems and words too
     
  4. Feb 14, 2018 at 7:51 AM
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    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    I did give mine a rub today, rubbed off the bird poop, that was her gift
     
  5. Feb 14, 2018 at 7:55 AM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    Ahhhhh, that’s so sweet
     
  6. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:05 AM
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    COMiamiFan

    COMiamiFan SSEM #3. Don't forget to try the search bar. #PSL

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    :bowdown:
     
  7. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:05 AM
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 Super Secret Elite Member #9

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    :notsure::rofl:
     
  8. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:06 AM
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 Super Secret Elite Member #9

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    Just don't tell the guys at work you rubbed one-off.:p
     
  9. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:11 AM
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    T500

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    They’re liberals here. They’d probably celebrate :eek:
     
  10. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:14 AM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  11. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:23 AM
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    Les7311

    Les7311 Look up, what do you see

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    ...each and everyday:

    she is tall...
    pampering is her favorite treat and is constantly being showered with gifts......
    love her stance....
    her curves......
    those bright eyes....
    a$$$$ long and big......
    tanned in the right spot......
    always ready for me to ride into her...........
    touch her in the right spot and she jumps........
    texture is right.......
    aging like wine..........
    with the best pressure and rhythms.........
    and the best part....never complains when I pleasantly ask to...
     
  12. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:26 AM
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Where's my popcorn salt? Damnit

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    You did pretty good already. So when can we expect a little Tunny???
     
  13. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:36 AM
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    TheBeast

    TheBeast The Beach

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    lol..pic of said Valentine ?:spy::spy:
     
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  14. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:41 AM
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 Super Secret Elite Member #9

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    :rofl:
     
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  15. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:42 AM
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 Super Secret Elite Member #9

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    :rofl: 9 months.:D
     
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  16. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:44 AM
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 Super Secret Elite Member #9

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    Never complains when you're done before she is either.:p
     
  17. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:48 AM
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    Newm

    Newm New Member

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    That's pretty good @Almaboy . Not even going to try and top that one haha. :cheers:
     
  18. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:51 AM
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    Les7311

    Les7311 Look up, what do you see

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    yup.....and sometimes I will take a "quickie" around to the corner

    ....and it takes her from start-up, 10 minutes to get fluids fully warmed up......

     
  19. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:54 AM
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    Prostar 190

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    :rofl:
     
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  20. Feb 14, 2018 at 9:00 AM
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    Trooper2

    Trooper2 Premium Lone Star Member / SSEM #13

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    Nice. You should change your signature to "Ride Her Hard and Long"......
     
  21. Feb 14, 2018 at 12:57 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    I’m afraid I’ll have a Prius. I got snipped around 25,000 miles
     
  22. Feb 14, 2018 at 1:00 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    Done!!!
     
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  23. Feb 14, 2018 at 1:04 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    I feel like I need to take her out on a date!!! Does she have any sisters or friends??
     
  24. Feb 14, 2018 at 1:13 PM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    Mark, I don’t think I could ever be as eloquent as that. So here goes something off the top of my head.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, my truck is white so it’s faster than blue, black, mgm, silver, red, brown......
     
  25. Feb 14, 2018 at 1:21 PM
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    War Machine

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    A haiku:

    I love black Tundras
    White Tundras are way too slow
    Black black black black black
     
  26. Feb 14, 2018 at 1:21 PM
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    T500

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    Great Haiku :hattip:
     
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  27. Feb 14, 2018 at 2:01 PM
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    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ So there I was.... Staff Member

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    Mark be like.....

     
  28. Feb 14, 2018 at 2:07 PM
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    He be "Lovin" that car!!!

    Wished I had not seen that :(
     
  29. Feb 14, 2018 at 3:41 PM
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  30. Feb 14, 2018 at 4:18 PM
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    Roses are red,
    Your paint is Cement.
    I'd be really pissed if...
    Someone gave you a dent.

    I love how I know,
    I can always turn you on,
    With a quick bump of the key,
    You are bundles of fun.

    Some men buy fine diamonds
    From a flea market booth.
    "Diamonds are forever,"
    They explain, suave and couth.

    But for this man, honey, these won't do.
    Because you're too special
    you sweet thang you.
    I got you a gift, without taste or odor,
    More useful than diamonds

    IT'S A NEW SUPERCHARGER FOR THAT 5.7L MOTOR!!

    I'm just kidding,
    I'm not that rich.
    I'll stay home tonight and drink,
    So you don't end up in a ditch.
     

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