CDC: 'Don't wash, reuse condoms!'

Buddy of mine dropped one in the dirt then hit an ex of mine. She said she had sand in there afterwards.

 

Eric Cartman style.

 

Oh crap. I didn’t see



on any of them, so tossed ‘em all in the dryer. Are they still OK to use? I’d really hate to have to throw them out now that they’re shrunk to such a perfect fit. What do I do? HELP!

 

Fail

 

"Hey honey, you think we can wash these out and fill them with helium for the little Johnny's birthday party?"

 

Me even when I’m spanking the velvety lanolin

 

LMAO even I would never think to do something this gross...

 

They look like superpacked gushers! Couldnt resist

 

Everyday is a good day to dry out your throat! FYI - i dont understand what you old sports say unless there is a hashtag in front

 

You mean a POUND sign? Sheesh.

 

I said hashtag as part of my joke.. LOL

 

100ft roll of Saran wrap, 1.49 at wallyworld

 

Haha, reminds me of something I read the other day; the guy was struggling in the dark to get the condom wrapper open. The packet felt greasy so he could not get a good grip on it to tear it open. When he finally got it open it spilled everywhere - it was a ketchup packet that was laying on his dresser.
Not sure if it is true, but it made for a funny story.