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CDC: 'Don't wash, reuse condoms!'

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by T-Rex266, Aug 2, 2018.

  1. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:08 PM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 [OP] Independentoffroad who? That's cute. Staff Member

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    Never knew this was a thing.
     
  2. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:10 PM
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    FoghornTX

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    Old joke: "How do you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the F out of it."
    I never knew that it was a real thing.
     
  3. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:21 PM
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    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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  4. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:22 PM
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    Albertaundra

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  5. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:26 PM
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    landphil

    landphil I can’t be serious.

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  6. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:30 PM
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    BuckWallace

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    What do women say when they see their men pulling out soggy used condoms before they get down?
     
  7. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:32 PM
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    landphil

    landphil I can’t be serious.

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    I guess it isn't a bad idea to get the boogers and nose hairs off them after you snort them up your nose, right?
     
  8. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:34 PM
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    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    Tha fuck I just read lol?


    Edit..
    Ahahahaha oh yeah those kids snorting them. Wow wtf
     
  9. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:35 PM
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    ColoradoTJ

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    I just wonder how broke one must be to even think this is a good idea.

    You can get a pack of 40 lifestyles for 11.65. For .29 cents, and get laid safer....I’m all in. (See what I did there?)

    Planned parenthood has free condoms at the front desk. Walk in and take a handful.
     
  10. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:36 PM
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    lionix

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    Who uses condoms? Lol
     
  11. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:37 PM
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    ColoradoTJ

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    Single smart people.
     
  12. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:40 PM
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    Guess being married has some perks.
     
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  13. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:41 PM
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    trdprobped17

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    SMH. Is the world getting smarter, or is it getting dumber?? I cannot fathom that anyone in this world today would do such a dumb ass thing. Wow!
     
  14. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:42 PM
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    Prostar 190

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  15. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:43 PM
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    landphil

    landphil I can’t be serious.

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    I heard you're looking for a stud. I've got the STD, all we need is U. :eek2:
     
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  16. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:44 PM
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    landphil I can’t be serious.

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    But there was no app. for it. Smart devices make for dumbasses.
     
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    DJFaninTN

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    you know what this means?

    it means some where .....

    some time ...

    some place ...

    someone thought to himself. hey self ... I'll save .75 cents and I'll just rinse this off right here in the sink and keep it handy for the next time I get lucky.

    you can't fix stupid.
     
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    My mother-in-law was having a problem with her smartphone one time and spoke to my wife about it. My wife asked me some technical questions since I'm the guy that family and friends came to at one time.
    I simply asked, "Why do they give smartphones to dumb people?"
    No more questions.
     
  19. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:48 PM
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    You’re correct....what would they do without smart phones nowadays??
     
  20. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:50 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  21. Aug 2, 2018 at 7:52 PM
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    landphil I can’t be serious.

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    Don't forget - they told somebody about it too. :rolleyes::der:

    Recycling rubbers is only the tip of the iceberg.
     
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    "hold on, the condom's still drying"
     
  23. Aug 2, 2018 at 8:04 PM
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    Hell yes it does, with the right person, absolutely no downsides.
     
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    Brilliant!!!
     
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    Back in high school at a party, my buddy comes out the bedroom where he has this girl..comes into the kitchen and grabs a sandwich bag...BUT it was a NEW sandwich bag, not a used one!
     
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