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Worst Vehicle Names

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Darkness, Mar 21, 2022.

  1. Mar 21, 2022 at 3:39 PM
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    Darkness [OP] Allergic to white

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    Who doesn't like a nice Hummer? 2022_gmc_hummer-ev_crew-cab-pickup_edition-1_fq_oem_1_815.jpg
     
  2. Mar 21, 2022 at 3:42 PM
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    Mercedes 420 SEL always sounded like a weed dealer to me
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  3. Mar 21, 2022 at 3:57 PM
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    Please grant me a little Poetic License here ~ Only the name has been changed to protect the innocent.

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    These names aren't bad ~ they're GOOD ! :)
     
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  4. Mar 21, 2022 at 4:02 PM
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    Sirfive

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    when was the last time you saw a nice hummer, cause they’re curb checked with faded paint and burnt out lights around here.
     
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    Yep. We’re taking the old Deliboy out to the lake this weekend. Oughta be a rip roaring good time.
     
  6. Mar 21, 2022 at 4:27 PM
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    There are so many bad car names, it is hard to come up with the worst.

    I think the VW "Rabbit" is pretty bad. "Hey good lookin', come back to my studio apartment in my VW Rabbit."

    Disclaimer: There's nothing wrong with an efficiency apartment, housing is ridiculous now. The VW Rabbit is an embarrassment, well not so much now, cars are expensive. But the color teal does not belong on any car, ever... It beats walking for sure.

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  7. Mar 21, 2022 at 4:33 PM
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    The Pontiac "Aztek" is pretty awful too.

    Hey babe, let's purchase a car built for people with the sensibility of an ancient aztek warrior.


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  8. Mar 21, 2022 at 4:36 PM
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  9. Mar 21, 2022 at 4:40 PM
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    The Isuzu Hombre.

    Hey "man" don't make fun of my truck.

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  10. Mar 21, 2022 at 4:45 PM
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    The Geo Prizm.

    Yeah perfect pickup line... "I'm not a square, I drive a Geo Prizm"

    Disclaimer: I think it actually has a Toyota engine, so it is probably a half-million miler.

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    The GMC "Jimmy"

    To be fair, this was a bad assed truck and always will be. But a "Jimmy"?

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  12. Mar 21, 2022 at 4:51 PM
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    As the owner of a MK4 GTI I'm very glad they discontinued that name in the States.
     
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  13. Mar 21, 2022 at 4:55 PM
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    The Buick "Skylark".

    Another desirable vehicle with a terrible name. If not terrible, at least misleading.

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  14. Mar 21, 2022 at 4:56 PM
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    Hey baby, wanna see my convertible Jimmy? Go ahead, pull the top back
    :rofl:

    Don't forget about the Geo Storm. That name should be reserved for a really cool supercar that looks good in a dark gray color, not a hatchback with a low roof line that pretends to be a sports car. They look like a mini Probe or Cavalier looking back.
     
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    My two favorites.
    Won't go and...really?
     
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    Isn't there a device women use to pleasure themselves that's also called a Rabbit? Maybe they're on to something with this cross-marketing thing. :rofl:
     
  17. Mar 21, 2022 at 5:19 PM
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    Toyota no doubt spent millions to come up with a legendary name for their first EV.
    They came up with BZ4X. :facepalm:
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  19. Mar 21, 2022 at 5:37 PM
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    831Tun heartless Bastrd

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    Polestar??? Do you shop for these at a strip club?
     
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    Subaru "Brat"

    Another pretty useful and cool car with an unfortunate name. 4X4, pickup bed, manual transmission. Good stuff.

    They could have spelled "BAMF" with the same number of letters, just saying. I am a fan of these if you couldn't tell.

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    The Isuzu "Amigo"

    Oh well, at least it is my friend.

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    Tesla "S3XY"

    How clever. No dude, no you are not.

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    I've owned 3 squarebacks! They were fantastic in the snow with their rear engines, and super easy to work on. You could haul tools, parts and probably livestock I'd imagine. They rusted-out in hours after rolling off the lot though.
     
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    Chevy "Spectrum"

    ...

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    The 240Z was known as the Fair Lady in Japan. I recall a car called the Gloria and other stupid named cars there.
     
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    Has the (in)famous Ford Pinto been mentioned yet…? Awesome vehicle and even more terrific name!!ADDD3892-79E0-4359-AE51-9FF69FC7F109.jpg
     
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