Who’s who, 1st gen. edition

I wanted to say it.

 

We called my coach in high school "Uni Baller" because he racked himself falling off a ladder and ruptured a testicle.

I remember his 1st name was Gene. He was a religious nutbag and he seemed to like to watch the boys shower, he'd make sure everyone soaped up, for the sake of "nobody stinking". His wife was a math teacher at the school, and was even more fundie nutbag than he. I have no doubts that guy had inappropriate encounters beyond the shower with some of the students.

 

Me, the wife and the pups climbed pinnacle mountain today for our 25th anniversary. Here’s me face!!

 

You both look way too young to have been married 25 years!

Insert joke about Arkansas here!

Congrats on your silver anniversary.

 

If you can legally work in Arkansas at 12 you can get married at 12 too!!

 

Unless there's a pic in the OP

 

Is that the Unabomber?

Edit... I'm late to that joke.

 

Too much face hair.

 

Kid#5 of 7 and I at Lake Lewisville

 

I knew it! Black Mamba my ass!

Nice beard though. Respect.

 

I told y’all I was adopted

 

Damn, my boy lost some weight in outer space!

 

Ha! Quite a few people on here have said I look like him.

 

Oh wait, that's not you. My bad. You guys look alike.

 

I thought it WAS me at first! But thanks for calling me a fat ass!

 

I never said that, but whatever I said, I said it with love.

 

Reminds me of my high school gym teacher. He'd be in the shower soaping up as soon as gym class was over. I found it best to just go through the day "skinking" so I could avoid that shower situation.

 

It's creepy thinking back, all the stuff that just sorta flew under the radar. Everyone was so concerned about the lone boy who was on the cheerleading team and what he may do to the other boys, while turning a blind eye to the gym coach ogling boys in the shower.

I need to write a book some day.

 

Now that I’ve lost 50lbs, I figured I would update my ugly mug

 

Nice work!!!!

 

Right on man! That’s just 10lbs shy of carrying around a 60lb bag of concrete...EVERYWHERE 24/7! You got to be feeling pretty good right now. Keep up the excellent work!

 

Geez man. lol.

 

Not sure what party this was from broes.

 

Or a 50lb bag of feed.

 

@bmf4069 gentle persuasion

 

wait.... you need to put Car parts in the dishwasher