What's the dumbest dream you've had?

OK, I'm sure some of y'all have had some doozies. Here's mine.

1. We (some friends of mine and I) were the opening band for Metallica somewhere near the Lake of the Ozarks. Our name?

Pontoon Boat Massacre.

2. Was driving a taxi somewhere in New York. It veered towards the side of one of those half-circle bridges (where the top is nice and flat but the bottom has a half-circle cut out for people to drive through). Next thing you know I'm sliding down an enormous hill on my @$$. At the bottom is a pup tent, and I slide right into it. In the tent is a cot; and on the cot sits a clown, legs spread, hands clasped, face down as if upset. As I slide in, he looks up at me....and the dream ends.