What makes you angry?

You did get me curious though. I searched my full name on both Google and Duck Duck Go. I have a pretty unique name, and nothing came up.

 

Yeah man,I know living in your truck sucks ass, I've been in that situation before. It'll get better for you over time.trust me.
And WTF is a rougarou?

 

@War Machine didn't file your paperwork, so you don't technically exist.

 

I'm surprisingly comfortable with that.

 

People who don't know what they want and then act like I'm an idiot because I answer the question they asked instead of the one they intended to ask.

 

Man,I hear what you're saying...
I'm not a mind reader!

Sometimes it's all a guy can do not to choke somebody out!
Mean what you say, and say what you mean, mothxxxxer!

 

My one and only gift to you.

 

I came here to complain about something else, but I need to pick at this scab first. Holy chit it happens to me every day. People that think the universe is defined and controlled by them. Either the asshat isn’t asking the real question they want answered or they don’t like my answer. Either way, today comes but once and I don’t want to spend any more time on your crazy train.

 

I can relate to the question thing. what bugs me the most is when some asks you "what do you want to eat?" an when you reply they get mad and say they don't want that , but yet refuse adding there own suggestion to it to help pick something to eat. cause I personally am not picky on what I eat.

 

Right? I wish he was my absentee detached Dad.

 

Ahh, gotcha. Parents trying to scare the kids with the boogie man.
I guess I lucked out growing up in the north, never had to worry bout them ugly fuckers.

 

It's all fun and games until you need a green card.

 

When payroll messes up your paycheck and you're still trying to get everything resolved almost a year later.

 

So riding with the wife yesterday and Nirvana came on - wife makes the comment “so weird the guys from the band never did anything after Kurt..”

She seriously was unaware Dave Grohl was the drummer for Nirvana.

I’m more mad at myself for marrying someone who doesn’t know this but who could likely name any number of current pop songs and who they are credited to (I refuse to say sings them - as this crap is not singing).

 

Wait till you get (or they think you have) a few dollars to your name - think it’s bad now…it only gets worse.

What’s sad is when you got the same deal as them - they piss theirs away and then cry when you have money in the bank.

I at least get dumbasses who have nothing asking thinking you have something- doesn’t make it right of course…get off your ass and earn your own. But it’s really annoying when it’s somehow expected that you carry them and their bad decisions - because you made better ones.

 

My co-worker's wife apparently can't tell the difference between The Beastie Boys and Green Day.

 

Me: I need a snack
Wife: there's a chocolate chip cookie in the kitchen.
Me: I was thinking a packet of top Ramen.
Wife: that's not a snack!
Me: one is a snack, two or more is a meal.
Wife: one is a snack for a sumo wrestler!

 

Asshole: So this is warranty right? You guys just worked on it.
Me pulling up history while he talked: last time we worked on it was in April.
Asshole: Correct!
Me: No

 

Wait a second… Yeti?

 

Fml! Seriously!!

Do you have her address… btw

 

I get angry when you tell a passenger who is about to enter your vehicle that you have to clear a spot for them, but they automatically jump in your car at the speed of light and put their stupid feet all over what you are trying to get out of the way.

 

Best thing I ever did was build a gym in my basement. Now my only issues is moving the toys the stupid cat likes to play with on the mats.

We won't discuss how said gym doesn't get used enough...

 

Yeah, there were stories of Yeti's and bigfoot. I knew they were bullshit kinda like Santa and the Easter bunny.
But the true stories of bears and moose is what scared the hell outa me as a kid.

 

I was supposed to be off today, tomorrow, and Monday. My boss asked me last Monday if I would be willing to work tomorrow for a few hours and replace some lights at one of the loading docks. He said he really needed to get that done and Sunday was the only day he could arrange for there to be no trucks parked there. I figured it was an easy way to get 4-5 extra OT hours and be out by lunch, so I said sure. I go in yesterday morning and he lays 2 other jobs on us meaning that we’ll have to work 10-12 hours at least. Dammit! I really didn’t want to work all day.

 

Your boss is a dickhead.

 

BOSS
Big ol sack of Sh!t