What makes you angry?

Crime of the century right there. I’d be tempted to have my dog pee on her car and then go relieve myself on same said lawn.

 

For $25, it would totally be worth standing there peeing on the grass while they watched.

 

So, how do they plan on collecting the $25? Housing laws are tipped very much in favor of the tenant to prevent harassment like this.

 

Where should he pee. What is the proof.

 

There aren't enough facepalms in all of the interwebs for that level of overzealous dumbassery. Sorry you live in such a shithole community ruled by bored Karens with nothing better to worry about.

 

People wearing masks/face diapers and smoking cigarettes. Those chemicals gonna kill you before some "germs"

 

If its $25 to pee, how much is a poop? Any discount for a combo?

 

Lmao! I'd get stage fright and couldn't piss so I'd just be standing with my pecker out, then I'd go to jail from public indecency!

 

Have enough beer first, there’s no stage fright. Whiskey dick maybe, but no stage fright.

 

Lol.Wouldn't work for me, I don't drink anymore. I was accused of being a alcoholic, so I quit cold turkey to prove a point.
Now I just smoke the reefers

 

The soccer player special

 

When people don't put the shopping carts back in the corral!!

 

When my wife gets in the mood to hear musicals and somehow her phone is the loudest thing on Earth. No noise canceling headphones can block the sounds.

 

My job on Fridays

 

Don't know what that is but it don't look right.

 

I don't know what it is either, but I'm guessing something in there got a lot hotter than it should have. Is it a 2019-2021 Tundra Transmission?

 

Chicken rotisserie, the kind you see in store delis, notice the water fall of fat.

 

I grew up in food service so yeah that jumped out at me. The chore I always hated, cleaning between the fryers!

 

called out cause the fryers would not fit together flush.

 

What did Management thing that they were self cleaning??

 

No Moon, I truly think that is has gotten so much worst this past year because management is afraid of staff quitting. Every time you see a dinning room closed it's because of short staff, I watched a mgr and one other run the entire drive thru and cook line. No one can find staff.

 

Finding out my wife became a yoga instructor and Limbered up AFTER the divorce

 

Ok. I’m so glad I don’t eat those chickens

 

Just got in the office this morning, tried to grab a cup of coffee and the darn thing was EMPTY!! I had to make a new pot and wait the 6 minutes for it to brew.....

 

Could be worse. Our owner will kill the pot, put new grinds over the old, hit "start" and walk away.

 

I don't miss that at all.

 

I’ve watched people pour themselves just enough to leave a splash in the pot and then walk away…pot isn’t technically empty so they don’t have to make more.

I’d like to glue bird seed to their windshield…

 

mmm...flavor town