What makes you angry?

People, I swear!
I didnt have to talk with this guy....i just smiled he was pissed! So i smiled more

 

Neighbors dog clawed the hell out of my custom made new front door. Keep in mind it’s for a house I don’t even live in yet. That made me mad, but the sad thing is I love the dog.

 

I haven't raked leaves in years. Mother nature moves em out of the yard... all over the neighborhood

 

Same here, I just open my garage and within minutes it's full!

 

Ain't that the truth

 

People, I swear!
I didnt have to talk with this guy....i just smiled he was pissed! So i smiled more

 

People that that every on/off ramp and speed on service road thinking they can beat traffic on the highway. Almost got hit by one of these jerks once when trying to exit to get gas. Then he had the gonads to make circles around gas station. Then there are the people with front plate on dash. If I had to drills holes in bumper for the plate then you should too.

 

My dogs are tie up when they go out. There are soooooooo flippin many people that walk their dogs past my house I don't need Moxie going at them in a trot. She a rottie and so people automatically think shes mean

 

We dont have service roads up here, but people that dont use turn signals in the stupid round about kill me

 

My dog was tied up, double collar too.
In her yard with me sitting there.
She is never outside unless I am there. Because people are stupid.

 

What makes me angry? When the rottie can fart better than I can........

 

Thought of another one...people that keep their Christmas lights up all year round. It's...just...lazy.

 

I am just happy my dog cant pull the blankets over my head because she farts as soon as she lays down

 

Just messin with ya. I dont put up Christmas lights

 

Stepson use to run out of gas a lot so I have 3 1 gallon old ones. Neighbor has new ones and I hate them. I thought about taking spouts off my 1 gallon but I think new ones are different size.

 

Did you explain that "E" did not mean enough?

 

Unless it's on the porch...those are party lights.

 

Do a search for 'EZ Pour Spouts', I bought some from Amazon a few years ago and they don't leak a drop.

 

Ok, this might have already been said cause I don't have time to read all the responses, but I HATE when the speed limit on the freeway is 65 and people are driving 75-80. All of the sudden they notice police or highway patrol and then slow all the way down to 55-60.... 5 BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT! What the hell, do you think you are going to earn extra credit by driving below the speed limit in the presence of law enforcement???

 

I hate when the cops go below the speed limit, cause everyone else damn near stops. Or when the cop cruises in the left lane....goddamn people lose their mind on that one.

 

That's too funny! Used to be a guy with his dog would walk by and his dog was off the leash constantly, and never listened. It only makes me mad when they let the dog run everywhere. There's a reason there's a leash law. Shit can happen quick. So I'd come out with my two dogs to let them run in the front(well trained and disciplined) to keep his dog out of my yard. He either moved or changed routes.

My dogs have never been in a fenced yard. They know their boundaries and dont go past it. The Male was the hardest to break, but once he learned he patrols the edges and does his duties around the perimeter. Super easy to pick up after.

Bummer how some breeds get a bad rap. It's all in the personality and training of the dog.

 

THAT'S what I was trying to think of ... I'm going to get a couple of those AND a Nato Can.

 

That's what I was thinking of! Thanks. [Also, I dug up 2 old, metal cans I have from the farm and an old plastic jug that is from the pre-Obama era with a functional spout.

 

Do you know what the difference is between a BMW and a porcupine?








A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

 

May have been mentioned but I hate when someone emails me then calls me to tell me they just emailed me and then proceeds to discuss what the email is about.

 

I am guilty of this. But our PSR (secretary) requires crayons and paper to draw out the instructions.

 

I think that’s anyone born after 1988

 

He would not have understood that one. When he kept adding oil without ever looking at dipstick I said this is a dipstick dipstick. Do you know what it is for? Motor had 2x oil and was locked up. Drained some oil out pulled a plug and it cranked right over. This was after going to rescue him an hour from the house.