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What is your super power? (Give a true example)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by AzureNightmare, Sep 30, 2019.

  1. Sep 30, 2019 at 3:57 AM
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    AzureNightmare

    AzureNightmare [OP] F.N.G. (F*cks Not Given)

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    Ok, my super power is completely random and beyond my control, but it is epic.

    I have the ability to say the exact worst possible thing to people and cram my foot in my mouth (tastey) with no prior knowledge of that person or their situation. Prove it you say? Read on and be amazed!

    I have a friend whose wife is part of the Big Brother/Big Sister program. I went to visit them for a weekend, and her Little Sister (around 15 years old) was with them for the evening too. We all decided to go out to dinner, and it's a good time. We get there and the usual banter ensues, we order our food, etc.

    Well, the kid mentions that she sees our waiter come out of the bathroom a while after we had ordered, so my buddy naturally teases "Uh oh, sure hope he washed his hands!"
    I, being an ass of the smart variety, pop off with "Nah, a little hepatitis never killed anyone."

    And my friend's wife fires her elbow into my ribs at mach 5, mouthing the word "NO!"
    I wheeze, bleed internally, and am utterly confused. Not sure what just happened or why. Food arrives, is consumed, conversation is good, laughs are had (though not about my joke :().

    As we leave, my friend and the kid walk ahead, because I am being pulled back by his wife.
    This is it. The revalation of my of unknown power was upon me. Oh the glorious flood of power was intoxicating:muscleflexing:.
    She then tells me why my spleen was lacerated and my ribs broken. The kid's brother was in the hospital... with hepatitis. :anonymous:
     
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  2. Sep 30, 2019 at 2:42 PM
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    Ps3udonymous

    Ps3udonymous Who is the smart ass that changed the title?

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    A little foot in mouth never hurt anyone lol
     
  3. Sep 30, 2019 at 2:55 PM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    TRD Pro suspension, +2 Coachbuilder shackles, 2015 TRD Pro headlights, 20% ceramic tinted windows, charcoal filter delete, aFe drop in pro s dry air filter, TRD airflow accelerator, TRD oil fill cap, TRD 18 psi radiator cap, BDX Bullydog tuner, Weathertech floor mats front and rear, rear seat fold down mod, Tyger soft tonneau cover, Linex with uv protection, TRD swaybar, TRD center caps, TRD Pro grille insert, aluminum oil filter canister, Real truck tailgate seal, Pop-n-lock tailgate lock actuator, rear diff breather relocate, RCI front skid plate.
    Oh man, I’m really good at that kind of stuff too. I’m good at being a nice guy until I decide to pop off at the mouth. Usually it’s to somebody I really shouldn’t have popped off too. Not in terms of fighting, usually the person didn’t deserve it for one reason or another. Or they are more important than I realized.
     
  4. Sep 30, 2019 at 3:07 PM
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    COMiamiFan

    COMiamiFan Yep

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    Gaining weight. I can add pounds like it's nobody's bizness.
     
  5. Sep 30, 2019 at 3:09 PM
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    Samoan Thor

    Samoan Thor God is technically an alien

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    I can be fully erect in seconds, video uploading.........
     
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  6. Sep 30, 2019 at 3:13 PM
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    7.62Tundra

    7.62Tundra Chromeaphilliac

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    As I've gotten older, I don't mind watching train wrecks anymore and saying "told ya so. What did you expect?" The response isn't always great but again as I've gotten older, who cares? You can't fix stupid.
     
  7. Sep 30, 2019 at 3:32 PM
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    Porkchop Express

    Porkchop Express New Member

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    I can remain silent while my wife spends money.
     
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  8. Sep 30, 2019 at 3:51 PM
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    Ajkkane

    Ajkkane Old fart.

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    I can sneeze and say “ah shit” at the same time....
     
  9. Sep 30, 2019 at 4:00 PM
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    YardBird

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    I get all my exercise by jumping to conclusions ~ and sometimes I'm correct. My observation skills and abilities.

    Yogi Observe.jpg
     
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  10. Sep 30, 2019 at 4:08 PM
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    Kerch71

    Kerch71 DUNE RNR DVM

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    I have the ability to floor it just seconds before I see a cop. It's uncanny.

    I can also sing Happy Birthday like Donald Duck. Amazing.
     
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  11. Sep 30, 2019 at 4:16 PM
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    Steve89gt

    Steve89gt New Member

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    My superpower is dripping with irony: I’m as bald as a bowling ball, but I can grow a full-on man beard in like six days.
     
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  12. Sep 30, 2019 at 4:19 PM
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    e30cabrio

    e30cabrio I'm e30cabrio, I'm a modaholic

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    I can spend money at an amazing rate. See my build thread for proof. (I have similar threads on Acurazine, MY350Z & many other forums)
     
  13. Sep 30, 2019 at 4:43 PM
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    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews From Fast to Sexy

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    Ambidextrous. Comes in handy all the time. Usually use whatever hand is easiest for the job depending on comfort. Proof: pitched ambidextrous in high school and college20190319_173552.jpg
     
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  14. Sep 30, 2019 at 4:47 PM
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    AzureNightmare

    AzureNightmare [OP] F.N.G. (F*cks Not Given)

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. Sep 30, 2019 at 4:50 PM
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    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    I can get injured like no one's business, and not notice I did anything. Numerous times I've cut myself and not realized it until blood drops into what I'm working on. I also played the 1st half of a soccer game without realizing I had broke my nose so bad it shifted to the left and required surgery to repair
     
  16. Sep 30, 2019 at 5:22 PM
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    ZappBrannigan

    ZappBrannigan New Member

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    Read the thread title, clicked to add my superpower.


    Suffice to say, we share a superpower.
     
  17. Sep 30, 2019 at 6:49 PM
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    ShreveportTSS

    ShreveportTSS Huh?

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    I have the ability to look you dead in the face and never hear a word you say.
     
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  18. Sep 30, 2019 at 6:59 PM
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    tinman10101

    tinman10101 Ah cha cha cha

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    I'm the same but its usually my wife. :(
     
  19. Sep 30, 2019 at 7:01 PM
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    Toyotoholic

    Toyotoholic -4Life-

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    My superpower:

    Just when I want to say I'm finished with mods, I can glance through Tundras.com and find some mod that I don't have or need.
    Then in the course of a couple hours, I can then rationalize the purpose of the mod, the efficiency it will add, the power gained, the shear appeal of its absolutely, need to have it now justification. Once this truth is identified, I am free of guilt to proceed with the ordering and installation of the previously unnecessary mod...
     
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  20. Sep 30, 2019 at 7:01 PM
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    tinman10101

    tinman10101 Ah cha cha cha

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    Was waiting for a punchline Tim. LOL
     
  21. Sep 30, 2019 at 7:09 PM
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    madmatt

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    My superpower is the ability to make any stock crash like a drunk driving a mustang! Proof you say? Well my boss asked me to open a new account that he would fund. He bought 2 stocks in my name, said I could just keep them. The next day they were less than 10% of their value the previous day. My boss asked me to sell the stocks and I did.
    The next day I walk in to work and my boss is laughing hysterically. He said that he gave me the stocks to test my superpower. When they tanked, he bought a shit-load of them and had me sell, making himself enough to buy his new Tesla!
     
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  22. Sep 30, 2019 at 7:14 PM
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    AzureNightmare

    AzureNightmare [OP] F.N.G. (F*cks Not Given)

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    Your boss should have shared.
     
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  23. Sep 30, 2019 at 7:27 PM
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    Ps3udonymous

    Ps3udonymous Who is the smart ass that changed the title?

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    My wife's power is to speak but never talk to me...or if she does, she wipes all memory I have of the conversation.
     
  24. Sep 30, 2019 at 7:30 PM
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    YardBird

    YardBird New Member

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    Excellent !
    [​IMG]
    It is said that Pablo Sandoval ~ SFO Giants ~ can throw a ball out of the park from home plate with either arm.
    I'm impressed . . .
     
  25. Sep 30, 2019 at 7:37 PM
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    joonbug

    joonbug bacon

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    Nice Tim. What were the rules on changing arms during a game?
     
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    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews From Fast to Sexy

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    No rules that I knew of when I played. Just couldnt switch in the middle of a batter at bat.
     
  27. Sep 30, 2019 at 8:38 PM
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    hillbillytoyo

    hillbillytoyo Redneck Sheepdog

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    Believe it or not but I can stop time. Well sort of. Every analog watch I've ever owned has only lasted a few months. Digital watches are fine but for some reason I drain the batteries on analog watches within a few months. I mentioned it to a friend and he explained to me that it's a real thing and he read an article about it online. I haven't looked too much into it though. I just dont buy analog watches anymore. I've had batteries after batteries replaced with the same result.
     
  28. Sep 30, 2019 at 8:41 PM
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    AzureNightmare

    AzureNightmare [OP] F.N.G. (F*cks Not Given)

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    If you can just figure out how to discharge all that electricity you've absorbed... To quote a TV show "He's one lab accident away from being a super villain." :thumbsup:
     
  29. Sep 30, 2019 at 8:54 PM
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    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    I have the super power of immediately forgetting someone's name the second they tell it to me.


    This power is also a curse for me as the local restaurant/bar down the street from me has several people who know my name, yet I don't know anyone's name. It's been three years now.
     
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  30. Sep 30, 2019 at 9:03 PM
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    AzureNightmare

    AzureNightmare [OP] F.N.G. (F*cks Not Given)

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    Me too. You mean I have TWO super powers!?:eek2::eek:

    Edit:grammar
     
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