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Wake up as the opposite sex . . .

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by TXMiamiFan, Feb 18, 2019.

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  1. Feb 19, 2019 at 10:22 PM
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    Y0TA PR0

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    Y0TA PR0 Dirt biking & fishing

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    Y0TA PR0, Feb 19, 2019
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  2. Feb 20, 2019 at 2:33 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  3. Feb 20, 2019 at 2:33 AM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  4. Feb 20, 2019 at 3:46 AM
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    FancyPants Not my Husband’s truck

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    Prefer only the opposite sex, rather than both. \_(••)_/
     
    FancyPants, Feb 20, 2019
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  5. Feb 20, 2019 at 4:04 AM
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    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Have a fiddle
     
    T500, Feb 20, 2019
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  6. Feb 20, 2019 at 4:07 AM
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    johnxmccoy New Member

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    Not that I would want too.
    Start crying for no reason!
     
    johnxmccoy, Feb 20, 2019
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  7. Feb 20, 2019 at 4:08 AM
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    paynuss stretchers
    I, Spraynard, would be such a slut.

    I'd stuff everything up in there.
     
    hagrid, Feb 20, 2019
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  8. Feb 20, 2019 at 4:10 AM
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    Black Wolf

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    Black Wolf Bigfoot Hunter, Sasquatch too, but not Yeti

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    Get a sex change..
     
    Black Wolf, Feb 20, 2019
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  9. Feb 20, 2019 at 4:16 AM
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    Flux capacitor!
    I’d finally be able to eat at the first place I suggested with my wife.
     
    1UPPER, Feb 20, 2019
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  10. Feb 20, 2019 at 4:31 AM
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    Go to Starbucks on my way to get my Brazilian wax, later after ordering a 1% drink I discovered they used 2%! Have a complete PMS meltdown and get tossed from Starbucks kicking and screaming. Proceed to have all my snapper hair removed without a tear.
     
    Joe Dirt, Feb 20, 2019
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  11. Feb 20, 2019 at 5:05 AM
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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  12. Feb 20, 2019 at 5:06 AM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    A659F1A6-2E5A-4CA2-867B-21B18DD9E0A7.jpg
     
    War Machine, Feb 20, 2019
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  13. Feb 20, 2019 at 5:25 AM
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  14. Feb 20, 2019 at 6:04 AM
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    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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  15. Feb 20, 2019 at 6:53 AM
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  16. Feb 20, 2019 at 7:26 AM
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    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    landphil, Feb 20, 2019
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  17. Feb 20, 2019 at 1:19 PM
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    Les7311

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    Les7311 Look up, what do you see

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    At age 60, you would start a period??? Hahahah
     
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  18. Feb 20, 2019 at 8:33 PM
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    Go down to the local sex shop and get a Merkin?

    Description
    A merkin is a pubic wig. Merkins were originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their mons pubis, and are now used as decorative items, erotic devices, or in films, by both men and women.


    merkin.jpg
     
    Joe Dirt, Feb 20, 2019
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  19. Feb 21, 2019 at 2:36 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    o_Oo_Oo_O


    :rofl:
     
    4x4_Angel, Feb 21, 2019
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  20. Feb 21, 2019 at 2:37 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
    4x4_Angel, Feb 21, 2019
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  21. Feb 21, 2019 at 2:38 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :puke:
     
    4x4_Angel, Feb 21, 2019
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  22. Feb 21, 2019 at 3:03 AM
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    paynuss stretchers
    I'd hit it.
     
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    U can take the guy out of the garage, But U can’t take the garage out of the guy
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    I’m back what I miss.....oh what the ...

    image.jpg
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  24. Feb 24, 2019 at 3:10 PM
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  25. Feb 24, 2019 at 4:12 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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  26. Feb 24, 2019 at 4:55 PM
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    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::thumbsup:
     
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    take off work so i could play with my boobs
     
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  28. Mar 23, 2019 at 1:22 PM
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    How did I miss this :eek2:? There's a reason guys don't have boobs. I would never leave the house!
     
    Racingjohndeere55, Mar 23, 2019
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  29. Mar 24, 2019 at 5:27 AM
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    Wait. So I'd have boobs AND common sense???
     
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