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Wake up as the opposite sex . . .

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by TXMiamiFan, Feb 18, 2019.

  1. Feb 18, 2019 at 7:17 PM
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    Trooper2

    Trooper2 Premium Lone Star Member / SSEM #13

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    TSS 20's with Cooper ATP ll's, N Fab 3 Step Nerf Bars,, Pioneer AVIC-8100NEX, Masters Tailgate Replacement Latch with Camera, 1" Maxtrac Shackles, LED Interiors/Brake/Reverse/Cargo/Fog Bulbs, Fumoto Drain Valve, Toyota Aluminium Oil Filter Housing, TRD Shift Knob, Courtesy Door Projector LEDs with Toyota Emblem, Console Tray and Lower Divider.
    Have my wife call all her hot friends over and have tickle fight in our undies for starters........
     
  2. Feb 18, 2019 at 7:20 PM
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    ARES35

    ARES35 New member for life

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    2650/750cc/76mm/HP tuned
    Yell at my husband for no reason because I can’t control myself.
    P.S
    I’m so kidding ladies haha
     
  3. Feb 18, 2019 at 8:01 PM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    TRD Pro suspension, +2 Coachbuilder shackles, 2015 TRD Pro headlights, 20% ceramic tinted windows, clear ceramic tinted front windshield, aFe drop in pro s dry air filter, TRD airflow accelerator, TRD oil fill cap, TRD 18 psi radiator cap, BDX Bullydog tuner, Weathertech floor mats front and rear, rear seat fold down mod, DNA hard trifold tonneau cover, Linex with uv protection, TRD rear swaybar, TRD center caps, TRD Pro grille insert with color matching surround and bulge, TRD PRO headlights, aluminum oil filter canister, Real truck tailgate seal, Pop-n-lock tailgate lock actuator, rear diff breather relocate, RCI front skid plate. 275/70 R18 BFG KO2s
    Fart and let my daughter take the blame
     
  4. Feb 18, 2019 at 8:16 PM
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    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Only if you're Italian.
     
  5. Feb 18, 2019 at 8:34 PM
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    Joe Dirt

    Joe Dirt New Member

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    ink-pink.jpg


    Go down to the local Ace buy 2 cans and Paint my 2000$ rims Pink!
     
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  6. Feb 18, 2019 at 9:15 PM
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    Steve89gt

    Steve89gt New Member

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    De-badged, De-chromed, TRD CAI, TRD Exhaust, Bilstein 5100s, Fuel 18 x 9 wheels, BFG KO2s 275/70/18, ESP Underseat Storage
    Play with my boobies...:)
     
  7. Feb 18, 2019 at 9:30 PM
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    Twinky

    Twinky Keep the shinny side up!

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    Kemah, Texas chillin on my ChrisCraft 480
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    Stereo upgrades: -HU, Pioneer Mvh bs501 -Tweeters, Peerless(vifa) XT25SC90-04 1" Dual Ring Radiator s in custom pods. -Mids, Silver Flute W17RC38-04 6.5" Wool Cone Woofer. -Subwoofer, American Bass XR12. 2.3^3ft tuned @33-34 hz. -Tw Amp, Old School 2ch Sony. -Mids Amp, Old School Autotek Sx275. -Sub Amp, Old School Memphis 16-pr1.1000 -Zero gauge big 3. 0 and 4 gauge copper runs to amps.
    Its a tough call cause i could easily have an excuse for being late to work now.

    So... I guess id call up my current bestie of the month and spend two hours trash talking "last months bestie". Of course id have "the view" and then "Oprah" on in the background.
     
  8. Feb 18, 2019 at 10:23 PM
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    Steve89gt

    Steve89gt New Member

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    De-badged, De-chromed, TRD CAI, TRD Exhaust, Bilstein 5100s, Fuel 18 x 9 wheels, BFG KO2s 275/70/18, ESP Underseat Storage
    Well played...:thumbsup:
     
  9. Feb 19, 2019 at 3:16 AM
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    Mr Swervlin

    Mr Swervlin "Yes....In Dee Face"

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    Line X bed liner Window tint AVS in channel vent visors Paint protection wrap Husky front & rear floor liner ESP Crewmax rear storage Console organizer and tray TRD shift knob TRD rear sway bar Thule exporter pro 500 Color matched door handles, side mirrors, and grill surround VLEDs interior/reverse/cargo Driver side grab handle 10" BAmuffler Trd pro headlights
     
  10. Feb 19, 2019 at 3:41 AM
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    Les7311

    Les7311 Look up, what do you see

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    Try figuring out why I keep peeing all over myself......
     
  11. Feb 19, 2019 at 4:04 AM
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    ardnutoz

    ardnutoz

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    SE-PA
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    no kidding! something about those magnificent orbs can make the world stop and go on command. lol... and then there is P-Square. power of the pxxxy as I call it. look back in history and see how many of the strongest men from kings, to presidents, to generals to average Joe's have fallen to it. such a majestically powerful weapon.
     
  12. Feb 19, 2019 at 5:35 AM
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    Samoan Thor

    Samoan Thor God is technically an alien

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    Go speeding on the highway, then pop both titties out before the cop walks up......
     
  13. Feb 19, 2019 at 5:42 AM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Elon approved Staff Member

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    A’s and B’s don’t get freebies tho
     
  14. Feb 19, 2019 at 5:50 AM
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    Liquid unlucky

    Liquid unlucky New Member

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    None....yet few decals and a five star dragon Ball. Lift 4.5" in two years is the plan
    Wreck my car and tell my wife all about how it wasn't my fault. LOL I love her but 4 cars in 10 years man....
     
  15. Feb 19, 2019 at 6:07 AM
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    WrigglingWilly

    WrigglingWilly Well used Member

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    First thing, Buy a wig for my male pattern baldness
     
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  16. Feb 19, 2019 at 6:34 AM
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    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    I’d go buy a Jeep.
     
  17. Feb 19, 2019 at 6:35 AM
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    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    As my luck would be, my period would start....
     
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  18. Feb 19, 2019 at 6:48 AM
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    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    And on the way, stop to ask for directions on how to get there.
     
  19. Feb 19, 2019 at 6:56 AM
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    ColoradoTJ

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    Truth
     
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  20. Feb 19, 2019 at 6:58 AM
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    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    See the if my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
     
  21. Feb 19, 2019 at 7:04 AM
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    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    I changed my mind. :spy:

    First thing I’d do is go find:
    [​IMG]
     
  22. Feb 19, 2019 at 7:18 AM
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    YZTundy

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    Get mad over something that happened 4 months ago:bananadead:
     
  23. Feb 19, 2019 at 7:27 AM
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    TheTripleLindy

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    No need to waste time.
     
  24. Feb 19, 2019 at 7:36 AM
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    trdprobped17

    trdprobped17 New Member

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    Leave the planet
     
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  25. Feb 19, 2019 at 7:44 AM
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    T-Rex266

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    It doesn’t. Protein shakes do, and they’re like, you’re damn right it’s better than carbs.
     
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    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Almost certain, I’d get into the truck and back into something, followed by about 15 minutes of crying. “I’m so sorry...”
     
  27. Feb 19, 2019 at 7:50 AM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan [OP] SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Cause you were applying your makeup while driving? :notsure:
     
  28. Feb 19, 2019 at 9:23 PM
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    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    I’ve changed my mind again. (And no, I didn’t wake up as a woman this morning):rofl:

    I’d complain about being disturbed when the other half gets up early to go to work, and then stay in bed until 9:00 AM.:D
     
  29. Feb 19, 2019 at 9:48 PM
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    GNTundra

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  30. Feb 19, 2019 at 9:50 PM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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