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Wake up as the opposite sex . . .

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by TXMiamiFan, Feb 18, 2019.

  1. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:49 PM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    Try on clothes and complain that they all make me look like a whale. Ask my spouse what I should wear and then wear something totally different.
     
  2. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:49 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    Oh yeah and bitch the whole time :rofl:
     
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  3. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:51 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Lie and say no your butt hasnt gotten fat
     
  4. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:51 PM
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    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I’d like to change my answer. I would also get gay with Sean’s wife.
     
  5. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:54 PM
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    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    And we would tell you, it's okay it happens to every man.
     
  6. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:54 PM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    TRD Pro suspension, +2 Coachbuilder shackles, 2015 TRD Pro headlights, 20% ceramic tinted windows, clear ceramic tinted front windshield, aFe drop in pro s dry air filter, TRD airflow accelerator, TRD oil fill cap, TRD 18 psi radiator cap, BDX Bullydog tuner, Weathertech floor mats front and rear, rear seat fold down mod, DNA hard trifold tonneau cover, Linex with uv protection, TRD rear swaybar, TRD center caps, TRD Pro grille insert with color matching surround and bulge, TRD PRO headlights, aluminum oil filter canister, Real truck tailgate seal, Pop-n-lock tailgate lock actuator, rear diff breather relocate, RCI front skid plate. 275/70 R18 BFG KO2s
    Hahahahaha :rofl:
     
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  7. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:55 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    :eek2: oh NO :rofl:
     
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  8. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:57 PM
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    joonbug

    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    Write my name in the snow. Hammer style.
     
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  9. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:58 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    :rofl:
     
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  10. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:58 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    If I look like my house seller agent lady, probably myself lol.
     
  11. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:59 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    Get on Tundras.com

    Oh wait..
     
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  12. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:00 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    @ARamirez73 said he’ll even buy a house from her

    0A938B63-BB44-46C2-8DB7-1CC2694E6B66.jpg
     
  13. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:00 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    YUM!
     
  14. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:02 PM
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    Brownsfanhere

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    Load the dishwasher correctly. Smh
     
  15. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:02 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan [OP] SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Be late AF to everything
     
  16. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:03 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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  17. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:04 PM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    TRD Pro suspension, +2 Coachbuilder shackles, 2015 TRD Pro headlights, 20% ceramic tinted windows, clear ceramic tinted front windshield, aFe drop in pro s dry air filter, TRD airflow accelerator, TRD oil fill cap, TRD 18 psi radiator cap, BDX Bullydog tuner, Weathertech floor mats front and rear, rear seat fold down mod, DNA hard trifold tonneau cover, Linex with uv protection, TRD rear swaybar, TRD center caps, TRD Pro grille insert with color matching surround and bulge, TRD PRO headlights, aluminum oil filter canister, Real truck tailgate seal, Pop-n-lock tailgate lock actuator, rear diff breather relocate, RCI front skid plate. 275/70 R18 BFG KO2s
    Sign into tundras.com and start a new profile as a woman. Then start a thread as “new girl in town”. Watch how many friends I make.
     
  18. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:05 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    Why didn't I think of that...:homer:!
     
  19. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:05 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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  20. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:06 PM
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    ardnutoz

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    create this post again to reverse the effect
     
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  21. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:06 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    Lmfao
     
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  22. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:06 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    :rofl:
     
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  23. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:07 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan [OP] SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Change my white tundra for an MGM

    :devil:
     
  24. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:13 PM
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    Mnorris1206

    Mnorris1206 Super white is fast as f***

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    Wishing I could just walk out of the house. But shit got weird. :anonymous:
     
  25. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:21 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    Nothing. “Nothing is wrong”:devil:
     
  26. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:22 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Be ok with that answer :rofl:
     
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  27. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:41 PM
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    ColoradoTJ

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    Damn, I must be living the dream....
     
  28. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:42 PM
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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  29. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:49 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan [OP] SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Go to the salon and get my hair done. Been 25 years since I’ve had hair on my head

    :anonymous:
     
  30. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:50 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    :rofl:
     

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