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https://www.tundras.com/threads/chrome-ando-tailights.159224/#post-3938831

 

Continuation of @OldGuy03 backyard boobies theme:
A story from my misspent yoot.

I think my great appreciation of boobs likely stems from my first sighting of them in the wild.
I was somewhere around 14.
During the heat of summer my 60-ish y/o neighbor lady liked to go topless in her back yard when she thought no one else was around.
She was very heavy and most definitely NOT hot.
I look back on it like rubbernecking at a bad accident or a train wreck. You shouldn't look, but you can't help it.
After a couple sightings I had convinced myself of a couple things:
I wasn't a bad person for looking, and "I sure hope they don't all look like that."
Thankfully, right on both counts.

Boobs are like beer.
There is no bad beer, some are just way better than others.
(Not the greatest of comparisons because there are some pretty heinous beers...but you get the idea.)

TLDR: boobs good.

 

Dammit, I had a productive response all typed up..

 

https://www.tundras.com/threads/chrome-ando-tailights.159224/#post-3938831

That thread wasn't long for this world...

It was quite the interesting retort by the original poster, I hadn't seen that before...

 

Boulder, CO passed that law years ago. You never see boobies. The old hippie chick's are dieing off

 

I just saw an elephant fly over my house. Was part of a F-16 flyby.....

 

And there’s portland where there’s been as many as 10,000 (yes, 10k) people who have shown up for the annual naked bicycle ride.

 

It's Portland. Portland used to be kuul back in the 70's.

 

Didn't want to intrude on the 3rd Gen site, but the best way to improve turbo sound is what the Roadkill guys did. The Rotsun!

 

The retort sounded like something I would say, only in jest, like the OP did.
I'd venture one needs to hang around a bit on the forum before getting all randy..

 

AND Congress would be part of Social Security instead of their own fully funded program!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Damn, just saw another elephant fly over....

 

I missed it

 

So did I. Damnit!

 

Me too.

 

I miss most everything as I do not have enough time on here.

 

Ha!

 

ok, thank you for sharing.... that is hilarious! and also stupid.

 

Not a bad thing occasionally.

 

Wow - with an opening message like that, I am sure he is a great employee as well.

 

Might be on EBT.....

 

For those with Rago (or similar) center dash mounting plates, what kind of mounting balls and length of arms do you use?

 

Day 1 I would sign an EO saying that any military member, active or not, you walk into any clinic, any doctor's office, any hospital and get whatever healthcare you need free of charge.

As a taxpayer, I would happily sign that check.

 

I am guessing he’s 14 and just figured out his school-provided laptop isn’t as locked down as claimed.

 

A delightful human being with impeccable taste in tail lights. (For a JDM car....in roughly 2002.)
(I did happen to catch the thread/post before it and he went out the door.)

 

Have never really been a sneaker guy, summertime usually consists of bare feet or flip-flops, wife says that's unacceptable especially in some public appearances.
She bought me those newfangled Skecher Slip-In's, and I have to admit they're pretty damn good. Not only are they really comfortable but not having to bend over and tie them is a blessing to those of us with bad knees. Why has no one ever had this idea before, or did they?

 

I snapped these pics when i was down at the Sonora Rally a few months ago. I’m a big fan of the Z cars. No turbo on this one, but there is a winch and a gob of lights. The tires on the Z are the same size that are on my tundra, 215/80-16!