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Hell yeah! About 2 miles from where I am sitting right now.

I’ve had my eye on one of these for a while but haven’t pulled the trigger yet. Pun intended.

 

Now is your chance! Can you buy them locally?

 

Cheers

 

Hydrating…

 

Dear Neighbor,

Thank you for moving. I didn’t appreciate all the fresh garbage in your yard. I’m weird like that. However, crows loved spreading it around the ‘hood. Don’t worry; I cleaned it up. For 7+ years. I loved watching rats on my security camera run around my house headed to yours. Nightly. Ahh, nature. Wonder were they will go now that your buffet is closed?

Mad respect to the female adult in the house. She appears to foster babies, cuz there’s always a kid (infant to two years old) running around in diapers. Often nekid in the summer. It was fun when she sent one out in front of my truck and I had to slam-stop. My bad for driving on the road during play time. I know she stays at the house for 3-4 weeks and then disappears for 1-2 months. Does she know you moved?

Imagine how differently your four biological demon spawn would have turned out with some attention and parental guidance? Maybe I wouldn’t have had to parent a few of them that one summer when they were yelling homophobic slurs in the middle of the street. But I digress…

I see you forgot to take the free-standing basketball hoop you put in the cul-de-sac. Yes, the one your kids used twice a year at 11pm. I confirmed the only other neighbor that gets a vote didn’t take over ownership, so dragged it over and put it in your old driveway. You’re welcome.

Have I told you about the new battery powered grinder I just bought? Been dying to try it out. If you don’t take the hoop, I’m going to turn it into an Ikea special, minus the instructions and allen wrench, and make a pile in your new yard.

 

Sounds like you lost a good one, my condolences!

 

Old Schoolhouse

 

From Winthrop?

 

Yep, unfortunately I'm not up there though.

 

I don't know. I might just have to stop by after work one of these days.

 

Also a pre-emptive sorry for whoever slept like poo last night. I've been sleeping like a baby with the windows open the last couple of nights.

 

Wasn’t me…I slept like the dead

 

I usually sleep ok but travel and Montezuma’s revenge for the last few days did not allow sleep. But last night, I was OUT! Feeling better.

 

I had trouble posting a few days ago, so late, but this site needs some good sushi / food photos ( from HI) .

 

So good!

Where did you stay?

 

That all looks incredible!!!!

 

Glad you're on the mend!

 

Saw this the other day, what a classic.

 

#trailscars

 

If you identify as a Tesla, you don’t need a front license plate.

 

I want all of that

 

...or gas!!! Good luck w/that one