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Tundras live: Where Dumb Dad Jokes get you banned, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 7, 2019 at 6:21 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Fuck Mondays in the ass with a cactus.

    Fuckin' managers and their metrics...
    "Can you close those two tickets that have been open for 15 days?"
    No, I'm waiting on the two end users to come back to work once the govt shutdown is over as there are questions to be answered.
    "So what you're saying is that you won't close the tickets?"
    No, I didn't say that. I can't complete the work requested until these two end users come back to work and respond to my questions.
    "Can you contact their manager to see if they are in and see if they can give you any information so that you can close these tickets?"
    The end users' manager isn't in either. But their overall supervisor is in. You can call him. He's in Washington DC.
    "Who is that?"
    President Trump.
    "You're not funny."
    Yeah, I am. You laughed.
    "I'll update the spreadsheet."
     
  2. Jan 7, 2019 at 6:29 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :rofl:
     
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  3. Jan 7, 2019 at 6:35 AM
    Atomic City Tundra

    Atomic City Tundra Cam Tower Leak Addict

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  4. Jan 7, 2019 at 6:36 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Stop complaining and finish those TPS reports, would ya?
     
  5. Jan 7, 2019 at 6:44 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Toytec BOSS suspension lift @ 3" (front) Toytec BOSS remote resi's (back) 1" Toytec block (rear) 275/70r18 Toyo AT2 Info system mod 3D MAXpider Kagu floor mats LED interior lights 50% ceramic tint front windows 35% ceramic tint windshield brow Bed mounted YETI bottle opener Paracord wrapped oh Sh!t bars 3" stubby antennae TRD sway bar Upcoming: LED backup lights OEM Backup camera Iron Cross Patriot step bars Trifold or roll up tonneau cover
    LOL I was just playing with you!

    That would cement your place in the next SS though!!
     
  6. Jan 7, 2019 at 6:47 AM
    Rock 4x4

    Rock 4x4 Just chillin

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    Good morning everyone it's Monday :frusty: hope you all have a great week:broccoli:...
     
  7. Jan 7, 2019 at 6:51 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    Good morning Tundras!
     
  8. Jan 7, 2019 at 6:51 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Looks like bitter beer face! :rofl:
     
    Last edited: Jan 7, 2019
  9. Jan 7, 2019 at 6:54 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Happy Monday. You know what you gotta do today . . .

     
  10. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:04 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    :anonymous:
     
  11. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:05 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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  12. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:06 AM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    Mahal kita Kuya
    I know!! Hahaha

    Oh, reminds me I should be nice for the whole year! o_O We shall see, maybe Trd will still be around and I'd get him as my SS :rofl:
     
  13. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:07 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Last day of deliveries, tomorrow late afternoon, hit the highway, back out on the tracks Ft Worth
     
  14. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:14 AM
    dmiller

    dmiller New Member

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    G'morning crew. This was a welcome sight this morning as opposed to rainy and dreary like it has been for the past few weeks.
    38D03129-0940-4C11-BEE6-0B390880260B.jpg
     
  15. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:31 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Kyle
     
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  16. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:32 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Good morning Monet!
    Good job! Alphabetical order too! :thumbsup:
     
  17. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:34 AM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    WOW!!! Very nice!!! Thank you! :thumbsup:
     
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  18. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:34 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning, Jim
     
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  19. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:34 AM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    I stayed up all night doing my alphabet homework!! :rofl:
     
  20. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:35 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Now do it by member number!!
     
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  21. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:36 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Kacie
     
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  22. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:36 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    There must be 400 people here this morning!!
     
  23. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:38 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Don
     
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  24. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:40 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Just seen some cat in a kilt and jeans. If your skinny jean's are so tight that you can't button them, it is time for new "skinny jeans". Just saying...
     
  25. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:40 AM
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    Good morning Adam
     
  26. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:41 AM
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  27. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:42 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning Mike
     
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  28. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:43 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    The idea is there, I bet you entertain by this weekend!
     
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  29. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:43 AM
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    Thanks for doing your civic duty as a citizen of Colorado and these Great United States!

    Hopefully your day will go fast and painlessly, and you do not get on a case!
     
  30. Jan 7, 2019 at 7:43 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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