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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 18, 2018 at 3:35 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Mornin Bryan !
    Up on the rooftop click click click!!!
     
  2. Oct 18, 2018 at 3:59 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning all.
    Clear crisp day here today, 36°
    Have a great/safe day.
     
  3. Oct 18, 2018 at 3:59 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Bree. :wave:
    Feeling better?
     
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  4. Oct 18, 2018 at 4:00 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Denise. :wave:
     
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  5. Oct 18, 2018 at 4:00 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Bryan. :wave:
     
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  6. Oct 18, 2018 at 4:00 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Mike. :wave:
     
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  7. Oct 18, 2018 at 4:01 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Steve. :wave:
     
  8. Oct 18, 2018 at 4:02 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Alfie. :wave:
     
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  9. Oct 18, 2018 at 4:02 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Gino.:wave:
     
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  10. Oct 18, 2018 at 4:03 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Raff.:wave:
     
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  11. Oct 18, 2018 at 4:04 AM
    Jim LE 1301

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  12. Oct 18, 2018 at 4:11 AM
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    It’s Megatron.
     
  13. Oct 18, 2018 at 4:18 AM
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  14. Oct 18, 2018 at 4:37 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: Yes but I don't have any reindeer but I am jolly! Lol
     
  15. Oct 18, 2018 at 4:38 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Steve! How's everything going down your way after the storm?
     
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Jim!
     
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Scot!
     
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    That would be F'n jolly :rofl:
     
  19. Oct 18, 2018 at 4:41 AM
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    Morning Bree
     
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    Morning Jim!
     
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    MF jolly!
     
  23. Oct 18, 2018 at 4:55 AM
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    Good morning Raf!
     
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    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Good morning campers
    Up and at em time. Big day with lots to do.
     
  25. Oct 18, 2018 at 5:00 AM
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    :rofl:
    Damn micro fiber towels
     
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    Good morning y'all!

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  27. Oct 18, 2018 at 5:24 AM
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    Happy Friday-eve everyone!

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    Modified a joke to be more accurate:

    A man goes to the police department to report his wife missing.


    Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

    Sergeant: What is her height?

    Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

    Sergeant: Weight?

    Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not fat.

    Sergeant: Color of eyes?

    Husband: Never noticed.

    Sergeant: Color of hair?

    Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

    Sergeant: What was she wearing?

    Husband: Could have been pants or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

    Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

    Husband: She went in my truck.

    Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?


    Husband: A black 2017 Toyota Tundra Crewmax. Lifted with 20” wheels, 33” tires, color matched bumpers, TRD Pro grill, Spyder headlights, Winjet tail lights, Bakflip MX4 tonneau cover, color changing rock lights, Kenwood DNX574S stereo with Apple Car Play, Alpine door speakers, Kicker Hideaway sub, Weathertech floor mats, nerf bars, custom under seat storage, ceramic window tint, Imperial Crest hitch cover, and Boba Fett decal on the back window. Washed with Carpro Reset soap, sealed with Hydro2 sealant, topped with P&S Beadmaker paint protectant.


    Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
     

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