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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Favorite Sport to Watch

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  2. College Football

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  7. Under Water Basket Weaving

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    Wait, folks aren't familiar with a target parking lot?
     
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    School supplies. And fortunately, no bud light.
     
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    You're brave. My wife and daughter went for school supplies 3 weeks ago and got the last pencil case, second last backpack...
     
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    Could've been the timing. Everything was fairly well stocked up.
     
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    ...kennel his ass.
     
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    Larry... what have you done with @j-utah :boink:
     
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    Yeah the yutes these days…they make panty sniffing seem normal.
     
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    I’m just checking things off of my Tundras.com bucket list. :oops:
     
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    Sounds like you're frustrated that you missed the perfect opportunity to deploy a PIT maneuver... :notsure:
     
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    Holy crap.... :annoyed: @nobodyintexas has abducted him as well...

    Looks like @j-utah is just getting passed around like a lot lizzard at Buc-cceeessss!!!
     
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    You just cast the summon @Azblue spell...
     
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    I’m just learning new expressions from the senior members, some of them seem good, I think, probably.
     
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    That's disrespectful to the whisky.
     
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    Or, I'm thinking leave him in public with an automatic shock collar.
    Every time he bends over for a sniff.....:bananadead:
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    The forum I used to be on years ago had a "Douchebag Parking" thread. Like the Tundra spotted thread, but with asshole parking pics. Maybe we should start one.
     
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    True. He was taking on Larry this morning so vodka is probably more in line.
     
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    Finishing up a couple of pieces of PPF on my Mtn. bike. This is the battery cover on the side of frame. I’m not sure I like this DIY project.

    If I save money here, I can maybe pay for more of my wife’s new house upgrades. Maybe.
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    My brother-in-law has something on Facebook called “AssHat Parking” and it is all about assholes that claim they can drive
     
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