Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

OK I did think of something. It’s not me, so I didn’t think of it before.

My stepmother. She was from Texas, beauty queen in the ‘50’s, Catholic family, smart as hell, kind of a snooty cougar gold digger. I called her my stepmom, but she’s my dad’s second wife and they married when I was 19. She had a son from a previous marriage, a little older than me. The son, it turns out, was not her first husband’s.

After my dad died, we found an old letter from a priest which provided some evidence that the son was from another dude. There was some excommunication kind of thing going on, I’m trying to remember the details.

25 years or so after my dad and her get married, she cheats on my dad. She asked my dad to fix her computer, and my dad found all of these juicy emails, which I also have paper copies of. My dad had obtained the letter from the priest, and had used it somehow during the divorce proceedings. Even so, she took 1/2 his money, more or less I guess. But he still sued her over the value of a house that they needed to split, when she later sold it. She’s in her 80’s now, but used to look younger than her age. Don’t know now. She’s shacked up with a new guy 20 years younger than her at the moment. Total GILF, but she thinks she’s a MILF.

Her brother and my dad were really good friends. She and her brother don’t get along. When my dad died, her brother really, really wanted the letter, and anything else we could find. We told him we didn’t find anything.

 

How about lay your entire body down and take a damn nap

 

I like this plan. Only problem; I also have to maintain employment.

 

Very interesting..

 

Someone needs to tell him.

https://x.com/i/status/1958801288046473546

 

Plenty have told him. He just ain't listening, but then again it's Diamond Dave even though he sounds more like CZ Dave these days

 

A time not so long ago when cars were built as a form of art, not just to get you from one place to another.

https://x.com/i/status/1959410501651177683

 

Was the pun intended? We may never know.

 

Nah. Thats's a red plate. So they're all good. Can't see it in the photo but this is a TX plate.



They can also park wherever they want. It's actually our privilege to live with these with mouth breathers.

Because seriously, be able to park is apparently a serious problem.

 

90% of the texas plates I see outside of Texas drive like the most entitled aggressive assholes. When I drove in Texas I didn't see the same shit-wad driving. Not sure what it is about them leaving home that makes them drive that way, but I HATE Texas drivers outside of Texas.