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Let’s see if you can get to 15,000 posts before I reach 10k. Ready. Set. Go!

 

I could care less about post count...

I'm here for the BS and the likes!!!!

 

10k and 15k posts. Dang you guys put some strong work in with that. I already have calloused thumbs. And my brain hurts thinking of things to talk about.

 

Quantity over attempts at quality, maybe I need to pivot.

 

I figure if the economy gets really, really bad, I may need more diversification on income streams.

So that’s why I’m wondering if I can do some of the things I currently do now, like gardening and mowing, but do it in a Speedo with some yard cameras installed.

 

I don’t think it’s a very good idea, but maybe something to mentally prepare myself for.

 

And physically.

 

I've already got a plan to start a new online fetish chain franchise...


It's called OnlyGramps... instead of targeting young women w/daddy issues, we target married and divorced middle aged women w/daddy issues and a nice heafty nest egg built up (or recently acquired in their divorce)...


Franchises are currently being offered at a reduced price during the 'pre-sale' of only $125k per franchise (one-time fee)...


PS>> We provide no account maintenance, legal advice or bail service per the agreement...

 

Key word.

 

Yep, trying hard is my speciality.

 

I mean, that’s what my wife tells me

 

Didn’t you just try to get us to stop liking all the posts a few months ago!?

 

He's slept since then and doesn't remember that.