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Go to Dutch. Where TF is Dutch anyway?






(just kidding - I know where Switzerland is)

 

I usually try to express myself using a minimal amount of profanity.
I have also found myself becoming a little more PC about using certain words that can be considered derogatory to certain groups.
There are usually other words that will do the job more or less equally.
This is not one of those times.

That is fucking retarded.

What's next?
Let me guess....paste flavored chips for kids that look back fondly on the Pre-K and Kindergarten days and miss taking a big old chomp off the Elmer's glue stick.

 

Yeah, I'm down for a bag. That 9 volt tongue tingle was really something.

 

My wife and I just got back from looking at a few ranch houses. She got pretty excited.

 

I thought it was the Netherlands?

Or am I being obtuse and missing a joke?

 

I think @1794TX was being "acute."

 

Yes, I'm obtuse and acute at the same time. an oxymoron if you will. even if you won't.

 

Oh I will.