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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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When ordering a bed in a box do you wait as long as the manufacturer says before laying on it?

  1. Yes, there must be a reason for them to add that to the instructions

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  2. I try to wait at least 24 hours

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  3. No, I lay on that thing immediately

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  4. Yes, unless you have a lady friend with you waiting to try it out

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  1. Aug 19, 2025 at 6:42 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Are you managing your own investments, or do you have an account mgr or a firm making your investment decisions for you??

    Regarding the 'market' it's the long haul that matters; if your investments are diverse you'll be fine... at least for now!!! :D If you're at the point of dealing the long haul, don't watch the up and down trends unless you are managing your own funds/accounts and need to move higher risk investments periodically...

    Depending on how far out you are from retirement, will determine your risk/reward analysis. The further out you are, the more the needle will swing toward moderate to moderately high risk investments for up to about 35%ish of your portfolio. About 50% will be on the higher end up of low to the very lower end of moderate... The other 15% will depend on the type of person your are, so that 15% is either high risk/high reward or low risk/low reward :D

    As you move toward retirement, that needle will shift to about 85% stability low end to high end of low risk, and the other 15% can go into high risk or moderate risk as (play money)....

    Depending on the current administration, sometimes investments are highly predictable and it's eaiser to take higher risk because you know where the market will trend...

    Finally, don't forget to create and invest into an HSA (I keep my at the high end of low risk) and expect that money to be there. My returns on that account see on average about 6-8% which is better than a CD or savings account, but slightly riskier... This account is nice because my medical expenses don't come out of my 'fixed income budget'... I pay these out of my HSA :thumbsup:

    Also, spend the time/money seeking tax advice on all of your accounts, so you fully understand what happens in terms of tax obligations under the various parameters of your various accounts. Each type of account has different protocols and are subject to tax law a bit differently depending on how the money is going in and coming out. Sometimes timing matters; sometimes it doesn't...

    And what ever you do, DO NOT follow the financial advice of the Forum's Unofficial Finanacial Advisor @larry!!!!
     
  2. Aug 19, 2025 at 6:45 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Not that kind.
     
  3. Aug 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    @nobodyintexas

    If you had 200k to put into an investment account right now now, and that money was not your 'nest egg' money, what sectors would it go into???

    @Boneskull420

    Watch how decisively this answer comes back....

    PS>>> If you're not paying for financial advice, you're probably not getting good financial advice :hattip:

    This is why if you have an account mgr or investment firm, they are generally shaving a percentage of your account each year, 1/4, etc.. (usually about 1-2.5% of the account value); which is no big deal if your investments are making 14-18% annually....
     
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  4. Aug 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
    Boneskull420

    Boneskull420 God loving,Tundra driving,rednek custom joker!

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    Ok, so whatever @larry says fact check it or just do the opposite :thumbsup: as far as the 401k it is setup through empower and i have it set up on a low risk i think and it does what it does. I've looked into diversifying it myself but not quite there yet. Im probably looking at about 20 years give or take for retirement. If my wife doesn't kill me 1st for spending money on my toy truck:rofl:
     
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  5. Aug 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Cmonnnn I have good financial advice sometimes! For example, 401k. Make sure you are taking advantage of your employer match if offered. Also, if your 401k through work has options for low medium and high risk, consider doing high or medium when you are in your younger years and then you should switch to low risk when retirement isn't too far away.
     
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  6. Aug 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Now leave me alone, I need to go apply for a 29 percent interest affirm loan on a cell phone.
     
  7. Aug 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    I've got a Nissan, however its the gas guzzling 5.6L V8 Armada school bus without a CVT. Has been good to us since I didn't have Sequoia money.
     
  8. Aug 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    something VERY conservative. a Bond/T-Bill/CD/MM fund.

    that's because I'm at the end of my journey.

    If I was young - I would put it:

    half in a S&P500 mutual fund
    Half in a "Retire in 2050" fund.


    I love S&P 500 funds....NOBODY beat's them.

    but I think the market is a bit oversold right now....wait a bit for the market to settle.
     
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  9. Aug 19, 2025 at 7:32 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    The armada is cool.

    I don't even consider that a nissan.

    the engine & Trans are old school nice.
     
  10. Aug 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I'll add:

    when we set up our kid's Schwab accounts....
    I put it half in Schwab's S&P500 fund
    Half in Schwab's Dividend fund.

    both have done quite well.
     
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  11. Aug 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    Sectors?

    Look, I'm an operational accountant. O&G/trucks/trains/boats, etc.

    I don't know about financial sectors - other than what I deal with.

    so, knowing my limitations...I stay in mutual funds.

    the no-load funds at Schwab have been my go-to....because.

    I've tried a bunch of different crap...but the S&P 500 funds always do better.

    some folks get all complicated (IPA drinkers) with investments. and do no better.

    some folks pay 1% to an "advisor"....and still can't outperform the S&P.


    here's is what I told my 24yr old son....
    put your spare $ in a no-load S&P fund & a no-load Dividend fund. (reinvest int & div)
    and let it ride.

    make a plan to succeed
    start a family.
     
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  12. Aug 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I like it risky.:D
    I've got 100% of my employer 401k/457 in this.
    Screenshot_20250819_074655_Google.jpg
     
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    This is great advice. To diversify a bit more, I got into a NY Life fixed annuity a few months ago.

    Also, especially if you’re young enough: stay invested. There’s that old saying, people lose more money by staying on the sidelines than trying to time the market.

    If your retirement money stays in diversified mutual funds, there can be great benefits by leaving it alone for years/decades. Dividends received get reinvested, interest compounds.

    Don’t try to time the market, just “ladder in” by making consistent contributions over time.

    Wealth building takes decades. It’s the plan/stewardship for the kids and grandkids, and thinking long term.

    Also, another important thing I like to think about: 3/4 of invested wealth could go away and never come back. So some money needs to be in a less risky bucket. CD’s, money markets, mattress, floor safe, treasure map, etc.
     
  14. Aug 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    and, let's talk to the other side of the equation:

    stop paying auto loan interest
    stop paying CC interest
    stop wasting $ on fast food

    These 3 items are the bane of the middle class.

    They keep you down. by design.


    whatever $ you save, use half to pay down your mortgage.
     
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    j-utah

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    Save money by not spending it is a great strategy.

    A few strategies that I’m really familiar with but don’t recommend:

    Working insanely long hours and weekends;

    Fixing everything around the house yourself and never hiring anyone even if you can afford it;

    Buying rental property or house flips as a side gig and doing all of that work yourself.

    Then ending up on a random Internet forum talking about exciting antisocial hobbies such as gardening.
     
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