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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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When ordering a bed in a box do you wait as long as the manufacturer says before laying on it?

  1. Yes, there must be a reason for them to add that to the instructions

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  2. I try to wait at least 24 hours

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  3. No, I lay on that thing immediately

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  4. Yes, unless you have a lady friend with you waiting to try it out

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    We have a 50 cents on the dollar matching 401k up to 5% on top of the pension, I love it.

    Some guys at work don't take that free money. :facepalm:
     
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    The way my non-Tundras financial advisor put it: even if that fund does shitty, your return is still 100%.
     
    Cpl_Punishment, Aug 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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    Oh yeah. :fistbump:
     
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    When I got my first apt in MA I bought a mattress from the dollar store for $300
    I just paid $350+ to park at the ap for 8 days o_O
     
    Leo's first, Aug 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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    How was the vacation?
     
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    My first ever Toyota product..

     
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    I'll send pics from the Yellowstone River. I don't do big white water but I will be fishing from a raft
     
    Leo's first, Aug 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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    Bold move. :smokertransformer:
     
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    F yeah. Have a great time.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    Leo's first, Aug 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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    Bonus points to the noob who made his first post in the live crew thread. :fistbump:
     
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    Smart move. Welcome to Toyota and the forum!
     
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    Yup once you’re sucked in you never leave. :D
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Hopefully he doesn't read the rest of the thread or he'll never visit the site again.
     
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    Finally, someone here agrees getting a third Gen Tundra is a smart move! :yes::bananadance:
     
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    I hope he comes back. That was some Ninja shit!!!
     
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    Maybe we could just post a simple meme that represents the quality and mental integrity of the crew that hang out here and see if he returns. :monocle:

    277344185_1105550127022330_0000001008063210_n.jpg
     
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    He hasn't left, he's in 2.5Gen reading threads over there. o_O
     
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    I can absolutely tell the difference between an $800 reel and a $150, even blindfolded. You need to fish more.
     
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