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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Best engine for a truck

  1. Big NA V-8

    20 vote(s)
    52.6%
  2. Big turbo V-8

    3 vote(s)
    7.9%
  3. Big SC'ed V-8

    13 vote(s)
    34.2%
  4. Small turbo V-6

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Small turbo I-6

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. I don't use my truck for truck stuff, so electric

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. There’s someone drunk posting in here tonight

    2 vote(s)
    5.3%
  1. Aug 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Hah.

    here's my conundrum

    I'm 1/2 Mexican/Spanish(Durango-Barcelona) 1/2 German (east Texas hicks).
     
  2. Aug 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Medium salsa or my Grandma's/Mom's homemade hot mustard, same as what @BlackNBlu said.
     
  3. Aug 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Maybe she's saying that because she is expected to and moved rural in hopes of avoiding people.





    Or maybe she is a psycho with a more permanent homeless solution :infantry: and needs land for disposal.


    If a hot woman is single at 35+ there IS a reason.
     
  4. Aug 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    High on the "hot" scale usually = high on the "crazy" scale as well.
    Someone post the chart.

    Never mind, better yet, the video:
     
  5. Aug 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Aware of the h/c matrix.
     
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  6. Aug 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I want to be there when they say unhomed to counter/virtue signal your use of homeless
     
  7. Aug 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Abode-ily challenged
     
  8. Aug 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Hey money bags..

    You could do the same thing less than $10
    20250726_113707.jpg
     
  9. Aug 15, 2025 at 7:57 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Nope, one colorful interaction w/me will be their last... they immediately lose all desire to have any future interaction w/me...

    Although, with that being said, I am a people person; love humanity and all :D
     
  10. Aug 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That's kinda been the set up w/the '08...

    But, @nobodyintexas method and tools appeared.. impressive :rolleyes:
     
  11. Aug 15, 2025 at 8:13 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I have to agree, I kinda want it too :D
     
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  12. Aug 15, 2025 at 8:16 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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  13. Aug 15, 2025 at 8:34 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah lost member

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    I need to up my game on colorful commentary. I try, but it doesn’t seem to help.

    The questions and comments I get from neighbor women kinda wears me out sometimes. Just walking 1/2 block to get mail can take 20 minutes.

    Or I have to help get the neighbor lady’s lawnmower started, again!!! I bend down and it starts pretty easily for me every time. :notsure:
     
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  14. Aug 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Oh, I know you have.
    I'm just looking out for the youngins among us. No names required.
    (Larry)
     

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