Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

So, maybe not the PB, but too much of everything else?
Not a big PB fan in general, and thankfully, my stool needs no additional softening.

 

Not if I can help it!

 

This is my dead week

I’m waiting for everyone to post their transactions so I can close the month on Friday

until then, I am dedicated to doing stupid shit

I won’t let y’all down

 

No

 

Hats off to the SPD for starting the story off with "...cold, hard facts" describing a guy banging a fridge

 

You don't like cheeseburgers... you already have.




And they said I'm a buzzkill.

 

O hell yeah!

 

I'm on a roll like butter today and retired. I think.

 

I see this kind of stuff happen daily. People are so selfish and unaware when driving around. I blame it on a me first, I matter more than the rules of the road, mentality. It's absolutely maddening. And we haven't even begun to discuss how 4 way stop signs are treated by these same drivers.

Not quite the same example but same logic; Monday am a selfish, I matter more than everyone else on the road, 25 yo male was attempting a pass on a 2 lane hwy. Head on collision ensues, causing both vehicles to catch fire and set ablaze. He killed an entire family of 5 in the vehicle that was traveling in its own lane. The driver who caused the accident was from greater Denver area, and unfortunately is still alive and in critical care. I hope if he makes it, he gets 5 counts of manslaughter and spends a good chunk of his waking days thinking about all the time he lost living his life because he was in such a hurry that he was needed to make that critical unsafe passing attempt.

 

Those snapping turtles can smell excess cortisol from 500 ft. So be careful out there. They can take off a toe or nutsack in one bite.

 

Just got back from my local Safeway where I bought the $5 scratcher....yippee ki-yay

 

we're cooking down here today, currently 115F.

 

yea. all the blinds are closed. its too hot to even go outside and swim

 

Can't you take your 1794 to higher ground where it's only 100? Heh

 

Flagstaff is 90 degrees, which would feel pretty good compared to this. 3hr drive.

bummer for me is im gonna be laying low tomorrow- getting a lumbar epidural injection

 

Can't "like" this. On the other hand...90 will be nice. I hate injections, but they are keeping me alive. Hope it it goes well for you Ryan.

 

thanks. it will be my first one for this back injury. plenty of other operations and procedures- was never worried. this one has me anxious

 

Anxiety sucks. I hear you. I've been beating prostate cancer for 8 years "now". Focus on the positive Ryan!

 

get anything good? i need to do a costco or sams run soon. its hard that we have both here, literally across the street from eachother. we like some things from costco, and some things from sams.