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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Best flavor of ice cream from these choices?

  1. Cookie dough

    5 vote(s)
    14.3%
  2. Cookies and cream

    4 vote(s)
    11.4%
  3. Vanilla

    6 vote(s)
    17.1%
  4. Chocolate

    5 vote(s)
    14.3%
  5. Mint chocolate chip

    9 vote(s)
    25.7%
  6. Strawberry

    2 vote(s)
    5.7%
  7. PB

    4 vote(s)
    11.4%
  1. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Are you volunteering?
     
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    GODZILLA

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    [​IMG]
     
  3. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    No, I simply know Larry doesn't like to drive in the big city, so his sister usually does that for him...

    Wait... she's a 'step-sister'??? :devil:


    :bananadance::bananadance::nuclear::bananadance::bananadance:
     
  4. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Sure...
     
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  5. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Thank you!!!
     
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  6. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    This is me also. Plus, I don't wake up until about 1000 every morning, so better hours than when I was working.
    @1lowlife you made a good decision. Sounds like you thought it out, considered your options and situation and jumped on it.
    I will say that health insurance kept me working 3 years longer than I wanted to. I'll offer that if you have good Medicare Advantage plans in your area. they're better then any insurance I've had in the past 10 years.
     
  7. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Ah, sorry, my bad!!!
     
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  8. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :fistbump:

    Wake up around 1600-1700 here... although that was about when I woke up when working too (maybe a bit earlier a few years) :D
     
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  9. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    You must be a night owl.
     
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  10. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
    OldGuy03

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    :anonymous:
    Yes. Same cereal rebranded.

    Every decade. In between I'm on the right of wrong side of the decade. Currently I'm on the right side of 50.
    I had a huge party for 50. Don't regret it but in the morning my kid asked me if it was worth the hangover. I told her yes. Absolutely yes.
     
  11. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Entitled 3rd Genner :boink:




    Who ALLEGEDLY produced a super hot daughter



    :rofl:



    FWIW... that AI chick w/the large boobs had many of the same facial features you had earlier in life. So, your allegations track :thumbsup:
     
  12. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ... and I hate the sun!!!! :cool:
     
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  13. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Was it a liquor or a :rasta: hangover???
     
  14. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Yeah, I just want Tyler to be uncomfortable for a page or two when he wakes up in the morning. :devil:
     
  15. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    That's what I meant.
     
  16. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I had to look it up too. I knew there was a word for it, but didn't know what it was.

    Was this that wyn pat guy? Seems like his kind of ultra repetitive stuff, and the fabricated delusion of being some just and righteous warrior of truth fits his schtick as well.
     
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  17. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I love the sun, and the heat. The humidity, for the last week I could do without it. But it can be tolerated.
    But back on track, to each his own, and congrats to a successful retirement.
     
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Was this that wyn pat guy? Seems like hit kind of ultra repetitive stuff, and the fabricated delusion of being some just and righteous warrior of truth fits his schtick as well.

    I didn't understand a word of that.
     
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  19. Jul 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    You have been tricked like others have been for Centuries. He's a Vampire. Just look at where he lives, its cold and dark and void of Sun and sensical thoughts.
     
  20. Jul 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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    Mine is the day of infamy.

    Quite wrong actually. You really don't start living til you age and it truly starts at 30.

    I don't think I've ever said this about an AI chick, but...

    Most Definitely would.
     
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  21. Jul 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Cue coffin...
     
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    GODZILLA

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    You, as a vampire on a sunny day.

     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    The resemblance to Beavis is uncanny.

    And your's to Johnny Utah even more so. Well played in selecting your user name.
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    The magic button is a game changer.
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Magic button you say?

     
  26. Jul 30, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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    I figure it has to be him since I can't see the post and he's the only person that has been annoying enough for me to put on "ignore."
     
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  27. Jul 30, 2025 at 7:16 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    whenever I get brain dead and need a spark....(which is often)

    I do one of 2 things:

    1. go watch taser videos on youtube

    2. check in on 3rd gen threads


    both are consistently effective.
     
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  28. Jul 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Doesn't Toyota advertise it as a 3.5 or did they stop lying about that?
     
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  29. Jul 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    I think they quit lying a while ago.
    Everything I've seen lately has been "3.4L"
     
  30. Jul 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
    GODZILLA

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    I never saw it as a 3.5, but maybe Canuckistan got different marketing?
     

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