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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Best flavor of ice cream from these choices?

  1. Cookie dough

    5 vote(s)
    14.7%
  2. Cookies and cream

    4 vote(s)
    11.8%
  3. Vanilla

    6 vote(s)
    17.6%
  4. Chocolate

    5 vote(s)
    14.7%
  5. Mint chocolate chip

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  6. Strawberry

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  7. PB

    4 vote(s)
    11.8%
  1. Jul 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
    BlackNBlu

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    TB's last two Emma's almost look like they have a soul. Definitely a good effort for AI.
    Unfortunately, still only respectfully sized boobies though.

    "Calcium cannons" :rofl:
     
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    Not really. Oh wait, you said lie. Dude, it was epic, I can't believe you missed it. It was probably the best thread I've seen lately until that one dude had to screw it up with that one comment. I really wished he hadn't cause I was going to sticky it as the best 3rd Gen thread ever.
     
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  5. Jul 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
    j-utah

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    It was a member who started a thread to ask what topics he was/was not allowed to talk about involving the 3.5 and Toyota’s role, etc. I think he got blocked from some other threads or something and he felt wronged.

    Basically, :stirthepot:
     
  6. Jul 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
    j-utah

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    Someone screwed it up? Damn, what an asshole. :mad:
     
  7. Jul 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Looking at the posts, I think he is just annoying

    IMG_1813.jpg
     
  8. Jul 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
    j-utah

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    :eek2::eek2::eek2: Nope, she looks A LOT like my 24 yo daughter. :anonymous::anonymous::anonymous:

    Who is engaged. And a black belt.
     
  9. Jul 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Long-winded, but I said my peace.

    IMG_6973.png
     
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    Pics? :anonymous:
     
  11. Jul 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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    :quickdraw::quickdraw::quickdraw:

    :laugh:
     
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    I missed it too, but it looks like it's somebody being a twat-waffle about a ban or comments being deleted. They're then trying to twist it as this site being some kind of "only pro toyota comments allowed" nonsense.

    Sounds like the same kind of low quality "contribution" as those who say anyone not jerking it to the 3rd gen's "superior in every way" status is just poor or jealous.
     
  13. Jul 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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    Just shy of my dating bracket. :thumbsup:
     
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    I don't make that info public. Last thing I need is more birthday wishes.
     
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    OK, now THIS Emma has some gorgeous....eyes. Very lifelike.
    My compliments to the AI.

    @j-utah
    I know it's not your daughter, just an AI approximation, so not creepy.
    My compliments to you and your wife.
    If she's even 1/2 as smart as she is pretty, you did good!
     
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    :DYou passed the test.

    I have 2 young daughters and am very protective. :fistbump:
     
  17. Jul 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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    Same here. I hate birthday wishes
     
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    After reading the attached post from T-Rex, I could immediately identify the twat-waffle from the writing style. No wonder I missed the post, I have him on ignore. :)
     
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    Twat waffle is a classic, right up there with douche canoe
     
  20. Jul 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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    You're better with stylometry than I am, then.
     
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    Now we'll see who is old: Who remembers when "pud whacker" was all the rage?
     
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    Well, I'm 55 and I have never heard that one.
     
  23. Jul 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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    Great word, had to look it up.
    My statistical analysis of variations in his literary style places him firmly in the space between twat-waffle and douche canoe, with a hint of pud whacker.
     
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    You might be in the perfect window where you didn't have a kid saying it and are a touch before its time yourself. It was really only in the mid '90s.
     
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    Are they still liking the dirt bikes?
     
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    So, the important question: Is Emma hotter than your sister?
     
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    Me neither, sounds traumatizing though.
     
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    Must be a regional thing. I don’t remember that one.
     
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    Good question.
     
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    Pud whacker pre-dates the mid '90's by roughly a decade where I went to school. (Class of '84, I remember we had pud whackers. Hmm, maybe it originated in the Midwest?)

    Now, how's about "goat ropers?"
     

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