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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Best flavor of ice cream from these choices?

  1. Cookie dough

    5 vote(s)
    14.7%
  2. Cookies and cream

    4 vote(s)
    11.8%
  3. Vanilla

    6 vote(s)
    17.6%
  4. Chocolate

    5 vote(s)
    14.7%
  5. Mint chocolate chip

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  6. Strawberry

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  7. PB

    4 vote(s)
    11.8%
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    :nuclear:
    When is the retirement party? And are any of your internet "friends" invited?
     
  2. Jul 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    Congrats on your upcoming retirement!
     
    Last edited: Jul 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
  3. Jul 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I don't know man, I don't think it's a good idea to ask for pictures of high schoolers :rofl:
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    My internet friends are the best friends I have besides my wife..
    I only talk to 3 people I work with, and that is only very once in a while..
     
  5. Jul 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Luckily the leg never touched the ground, but there was some panic for sure.
     
  6. Jul 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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    Putting it like does make it sound like I'm a pedo. :anonymous:
     
  7. Jul 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Good choice. I came here to comment on your original post, no need to now. Welcome to retirement.
     
  8. Jul 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Needs some stickers.

    IMG_6971.jpg
     
  9. Jul 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    This Emma would be OK.
    emma-watson-v0-csiawnbx0sie1.jpg
     
  10. Jul 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    :rofl:
     
  11. Jul 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    He had some issue with the NFL (although he never played?) and targeted them. Idiot went to the wrong floor and shot up the executive offices of Blackstone (one of my clients is their head of security; protects the CEO himself)

    Topped with almond butter and yum
     
  12. Jul 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    Back in my day… rice cakes were called super sugar crisp

    i know all you heathens remember sugar bear.
     
  13. Jul 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    I believe Super Sugar Crisp are puffed wheat
     
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    Needs an engine.
     
  15. Jul 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Some high schoolers are 18.
     
  16. Jul 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    He said he was in high school. His GF could have been Stifler's mom.
     
  18. Jul 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
    Azblue

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    Highly unlikely, this is @LarryDangerfield we're talking about.
     
  19. Jul 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Well, I feel dumb. I missed that he was commenting on his own situation. I thought somebody else said they had the GF in HS and he was assuming she was also in HS. My bad.
     
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    Mdnitedrftr

    Mdnitedrftr TAKITEZ

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    Told my wife to add them to the shopping list. :cool:
     
  21. Jul 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
    Outbound

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    No, you didn't.
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    It's true!
     
  23. Jul 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Just looked her up on Facebook and her most recent profile picture is from 2022 and.... she definitely does not look like what I remember lol. Also, because Facebook is like a time machine, I saw that after we broke up she was posting about her new boyfriend and it was a guy I was fairly good friends with. Apparently he wasted no time swooping in :laugh: high school was a rough period in time, I sure don't miss it
     
  24. Jul 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
    Mdnitedrftr

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    How do you guys feel about your birthday? My wife gets annoyed with me because I don't make a big deal about it and end up usually not doing anything special. My logic is that I'm not a 5 yr old, and I can do something special anytime I feel like it because I'm an adult and I make my own money.
     
  25. Jul 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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    We don't do shit for ours. Hell, we are old and just glad we made it another year.
     
  26. Jul 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
    Azblue

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    Link? Pics?
     
  27. Jul 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I don't give a crap about my birthday. I don't care that I'm getting older, either.


    It is just another day, but it's also a holiday. I tell people who wish me a happy birthday thank you, and then tell them I'd rather they celebrated the holiday instead.
     
  28. Jul 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
    AZBaldy

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    The last time I cared about my birthday was when I hit 21. After that it didn't matter...
     
  29. Jul 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    My wife got mad at me one year because all I wanted to do was BBQ a steak and eat it.
     
  30. Jul 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    That's ironic that you ask that. I actually am doing something for my birthday this year. Since the age of 15 or so it's been pretty much just another day. Often there will be a nicer dinner than normal but that's it. There is one exception I can think of offhand where 4 years ago I actually did something. This year I decided since most birthdays are lackluster I will once again make an effort to do something. I took vacation and will be doing an overnight trip to the upper peninsula of Michigan (which funny enough is where the birthday 4 years ago was spent as well.)
     

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